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View Poll Results: Health insurance providers should be required to provide a basic, barebones health plan with a pric | |||
Agree | 4 | 19.05% | |
Disagree | 8 | 38.10% | |
I'm an ACist | 9 | 42.86% | |
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
Awesome read. Trip report on the ensuing arrest, please. Also trip report on coming out of the closet to your parents.
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
let us know when you decide to come out
this can be quite a supportive community, noone will judge you |
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
Welcome back Nos.
If the above doesn't apply, you've got issues. You pretended to be gay, hit on a guy all night and then socked him after he accepted your proposition. You're all sortsa [censored] up. Enjoy the self hatred your pseudo straight life will bring you. |
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
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let us know when you decide to come out this can be quite a supportive community, noone will judge you [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
wow you are a mean
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
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heres a pic of OP at the party [/ QUOTE ] Priceless. |
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
LOL nice story would of done the same thing prob
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
but never would of dressed as a gay guy
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
did u knock him out??
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Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)
"...I dressed up... Tight blue jeans, tight pink shirt, spiked hair w gel ... dress shoes, fancy watch, foakley whisker sunglasses .and some super ... gold necklace. I was lookin pretty...
I head out with 3 of my housemates. ... Solid party. Of course I tell everyone I am a gay guy ... and .. one of the soccer girls tells me there is a... gay guy at the party dressed up as Zeus, in a robe with a staff. I don't believe her at first but she eventually convinces me. ...I decide to go [censored] ... him. So I walk up to him, and I open the convo with one of my favorite Seinfeld lines: "You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England." He says "excuse me?" and I immediately jump into introduction-mode with "oh hi, my name is doucy, who are you?" He told me his name was Zeus, and we exchanged a nice firm ... shake... So we are talking for a while, and I am telling him how much I love my newest gucci purse when he tells me he has a 5th of jager in the kitchen. I am never one to turn down jager... so I follow him to the kitchen. We take a few shots while discussing Ten Things I Hate About You ... I take 2 more shots and am feeling very drunk. At this point I am probably the drunkest person at the party but of course I don't realize it. Then Zeus asks me if I'd like to play some pong with him. Sure why the [censored] not. So we are playing and at some point I tell him I'm done, and I go sit down on the couch. I pass out. Next thing I know I wake up on the floor, the sun is up, the party is over and everyone is gone... except Zeus. He is behind me, with his arm around me, and we are in the spooning position. I say "...uh... hi." He responds "Oh, uh, hi man." I realize this guy has been... [censored] me all night.. "So, uh, did you like the party last night?" I ask. He says "oh yeah, lots of fun, you?" "Of course." "Hey Zeus, umm this might seem kind of forward, but uh, do you want to suck my dick?" "Oh... yeah, yeah definitely." So he starts to move around me but I stop him and say "hey, howabout we go upstairs." He says "ok sure." 2 guys who I didn't recognize dart around the corner and see me towering over Zeus, with a "wtf" look on their faces. I decide that's enough and I leave house and head back to my house to pass out alone." |
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