OT: AIM conversations taken out of context

[SuitedSixes]

I know a bunch of us talk on AIM. I have had some seriously jacked up conversations the last two days. I often wonder what people would think if they just saw what was on my screen without any context. Here are this week's highlights so far:

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He just shoved his mom off the cliff. I am SO having a bad dream tonight.

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I guess he carved his name in her legs with a razor blade

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She appreciates the fact that I drink 45 fl. oz. of pineapple juice a day

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Anyone else?

[cleinen]

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The wierd thing is that I never go limp, no need for turnaround time, but the odds of me climaxing twice are between nope and never.

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[GtrHtr]

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The wierd thing is that I never go limp, no need for turnaround time, but the odds of me climaxing twice are between nope and never.

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another good reason I've been on a break from aim.

[AMT]

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Its sitting on my bed

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[pergesu]

Wow, THOSE two are the ones you picked from our convo?

I thought there was way worse [censored]..

[AMT]

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Wow, THOSE two are the ones you picked from our convo?

I thought there was way worse [censored]..

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i bet if me and perg talked on AIM id get some gooood stuff for this thread [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[pergesu]

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Wow, THOSE two are the ones you picked from our convo?

I thought there was way worse [censored]..

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i bet if me and perg talked on AIM id get some gooood stuff for this thread [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I have awesome conversations with everybody.

For anyone who doesn't know, my AIM name is pergesu. And I'm always happy to talk [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[ALReturnsLOL]

Perg,

Do you ever play poker anymore? Or are you more into the business aspect now?

[pergesu]

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Perg,

Do you ever play poker anymore? Or are you more into the business aspect now?

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I went to Seattle and played live for about three weeks. Been playing NL cash online. But most of my time is spent programming/business now. I think it's a lot more interesting, to me at least. But everyone tells me I need to play more, and I kind of agree, so I'm trying to put some more time in.

[aujoz]

and a sentence from another thread out of context:

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z32 paid me $50 to do 2 loads, I heard someone got 3 times that from Unarmed.


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