Funny names for menial jobs

[Gary The Retard]

I love craigslist you can find some funny [censored] on there. I usually troll erotica section and jobs to see what people are trying to con people out of.

For some of the most basic jobs some companies list the most idiotic technical descriptions...for example:

1. Whole Foods - Replenishment Buyer Assistant (aka shelve stocker)

2. Restaurant - Kitchen Technician (aka dishwasher)


anyone have any good ones?

[mbillie1]

my old job title was "Retail Communication Consultant", which was basically salesman/cashier lol

[terrapin314]

Environmental Specialist, which was housekeeper, which was Janitor.

[React1oN]

Sanitation Engineer - Garbageman

[The_Bankroll]

the restaurant in the hotel I work at calls busboys 'Designated Restaurant Attendants'.

[XXXNoahXXX]

My dad takes care of retarded people in a group home and he is a "behavioral therapist"

[SlackerMcFly]

"Mobile Lead Generation Specialist"

Hanging flyers door-to-door.

[NT!]

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My dad takes care of retarded people in a group home and he is a "behavioral therapist"

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that's because most group homes use some form of behavioral therapy with the eventual goal of reintegrating people into the community (or at least raising their level of functioning).

my dad works with retards all day too, they call him a 'teacher'. LOL!

[XXXNoahXXX]

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My dad takes care of retarded people in a group home and he is a "behavioral therapist"

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that's because most group homes use some form of behavioral therapy with the eventual goal of reintegrating people into the community (or at least raising their level of functioning).

my dad works with retards all day too, they call him a 'teacher'. LOL!

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yeah my father has been in this field for 30+ years and i don't consider his job "menial" since he's the best in a company of 200+ employees.

but a lot of the people in his company are "fresh off the boat" from Nigeria or other african countries with no experience and no concern for the clients, they still get this title.

[NT!]

well, in theory they are supposed to be therapists, even though the industry doesn't always work out that way.