Most ridiculous 3/6 session ever

[Micro Donk]

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OMG HES BACK

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go

[kylephilly]

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OMG HES BACK

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somebody post hands pliz whiz

[Pasterbator]

good start.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4165138820: Table Coot (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:32:22 ET - 2007/11/13
Seat 1: Pasterbator ($450.50)
Seat 2: mu_empire ($260.50)
Pasterbator posts the small blind of $3
mu_empire posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pasterbator [Kh As]
Pasterbator raises to $18
mu_empire calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Ad 9d 8d]
mu_empire checks
Pasterbator bets $30
mu_empire raises to $75
Pasterbator raises to $432.50, and is all in
mu_empire calls $167.50, and is all in
Pasterbator shows [Kh As]
mu_empire shows [4d 3d]
Uncalled bet of $190 returned to Pasterbator
*** TURN *** [Ad 9d 8d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 9d 8d 5h] [4c]
Pasterbator shows a pair of Aces
mu_empire shows a flush, Ace high
mu_empire wins the pot ($520.50) with a flush, Ace high
Pasterbator adds $410
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $521 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ad 9d 8d 5h 4c]
Seat 1: Pasterbator (small blind) showed [Kh As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: mu_empire (big blind) showed [4d 3d] and won ($520.50) with a flush, Ace high

[KLJ]

he was just setting you up, beware

[Micro Donk]

Full Tilt Poker Game #4165175941: Table Diag (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:36:04 ET - 2007/11/13
Seat 1: mu_empire ($239.50)
Seat 2: Pasterbator ($449.50)
mu_empire posts the small blind of $3
Pasterbator posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
mu_empire raises to $18
Pasterbator raises to $56
mu_empire calls $38
*** FLOP *** [2d 5d Kh]
Pasterbator has 15 seconds left to act
Pasterbator bets $393.50, and is all in
mu_empire calls $183.50, and is all in
Pasterbator shows [Ac Jc]
mu_empire shows [Kd Td]
Uncalled bet of $210 returned to Pasterbator
*** TURN *** [2d 5d Kh] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [2d 5d Kh 6s] [3d]
Pasterbator shows Ace King high
mu_empire shows a flush, King high
mu_empire wins the pot ($478.50) with a flush, King high
Pasterbator adds $390
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $479 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2d 5d Kh 6s 3d]

[kylephilly]

ouch that was fast

[DannyOcean_]

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I AM GOING TO SWEAT THE [censored] OUT OF YOU

IF YOU WANT SILENCE IN THE CHAT BOX, PLEASE LET ME KNOW

[DannyOcean_]

TRAGEDY STRIKES AGAIN

BUT THEN LUCKBOX RESTRIKES

Full Tilt Poker Game #4165285917: Table Misc (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:46:52 ET - 2007/11/13
Seat 1: mu_empire ($249.50)
Seat 2: Pasterbator ($434)
mu_empire posts the small blind of $3
Pasterbator posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
mu_empire raises to $18
Pasterbator raises to $55
mu_empire has 15 seconds left to act
mu_empire calls $37
*** FLOP *** [8h 7c 3c]
Pasterbator has 15 seconds left to act
Pasterbator checks
mu_empire bets $194.50, and is all in
Pasterbator calls $194.50
mu_empire shows [Th Qc]
Pasterbator shows [Ah Qs]
*** TURN *** [8h 7c 3c] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [8h 7c 3c Td] [As]
mu_empire shows a pair of Tens
Pasterbator shows a pair of Aces
Pasterbator wins the pot ($498.50) with a pair of Aces
mu_empire is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $499 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8h 7c 3c Td As]
Seat 1: mu_empire (small blind) showed [Th Qc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: Pasterbator (big blind) showed [Ah Qs] and won ($498.50) with a pair of Aces

[KLJ]

lol just saw paster get it in with Q9 vs QJ on a QJ9, and while thinking about whether i'd see it in this thread, the 9 hits the turn

[DannyOcean_]

wow you seriously couldnt make this stuff up. first hand i saw postflop too.