Rate my new invention - CO(2)FFE

Ringo · #1 04-17-2007, 04:44 PM

My newest invention is co2ffe. It's basically coffee, with sparkling water added. Kinda tastes like sh*t, but I think the name is such genius that it may take off.

samsonite2100 · #2 04-17-2007, 04:45 PM

Pronounced cotoofee?

Alobar · #3 04-17-2007, 04:46 PM

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My newest invention is co2ffe. It's basically coffee, with sparkling water added. Kinda tastes like sh*t, but I think the name is such genius that it may take off.

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Like anything else the masses buy, it doesnt matter if its any good, you just need to market it well. Sounds like youve got the foundation to success, cuz I can see people eating that [censored] up.

danzasmack · #4 04-17-2007, 04:47 PM

UbinTook · #5 04-17-2007, 04:47 PM

co2 is carbon dioxide
What does that have to do with water or coffee?

4_2_it · #6 04-17-2007, 04:49 PM

Get a snappy jingle and pictures of Li Lo and Paris drinking it. No way it can miss.

Ringo · #7 04-17-2007, 04:52 PM

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co2 is carbon dioxide
What does that have to do with water or coffee?

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Because sparkling (fizzy) water is water with C02 added, obv.

Alobar · #8 04-17-2007, 04:52 PM

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co2 is carbon dioxide
What does that have to do with water or coffee?

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It doesn't matter. Thats the whole beauty of it.

The only thing this product is missing is somehow using the phrase " positvely charged ions" in it. Maybe that could be on the label in the description somewhere on why this stuff is so good for you.

Ringo · #9 04-17-2007, 04:56 PM

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co2 is carbon dioxide
What does that have to do with water or coffee?

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It doesn't matter. Thats the whole beauty of it.

The only thing this product is missing is somehow using the phrase " positvely charged ions" in it. Maybe that could be on the label in the description somewhere on why this stuff is so good for you.

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Yea, I forgot to mention that it also energizes the natural vibrations of the drinkers "life energy" - it's all very complicated. To do with science quantum stuff that nobody really understands, but it's good for you, so who cares.

hamsamich · #10 04-17-2007, 05:01 PM

but.....but.....you haven't invented anything...just spilled two drinks that already exist into the same cup. I'm sorry but I am forced to give you a big giant 'F'.