Let's Mess with a Douchebag

[tuq]

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For the last time, tuq, I'm sorry, but we don't need any more POG mods.

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[J.A.Sucker]

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Anyway, a nice young lady took the job about 20 minutes ago, so no more resume reviewing for me.

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OK, so how big is her rack?

[Los Feliz Slim]

Dr. Sucker,

As a totally unbiased equal-opportunity employer I can assure you that my new employee's physical attributes played no part in my decision making process, regardless of whether or not she reminds me of my college girlfriend.

[Bostaevski]

What you should do is just send him a completely bland form letter thanking him for his interest in the position. Don't put anything sarcastic in it - just a standard "thanks for your interest in the position, We will process your resume and get back to you shortly blah blah".

Then you can only HOPE he replies with "[censored] YOU [censored] HOLE MOTHER [censored]" and then you send him that same form letter again thanking him for his interest in the position.

That's about the best you can do IMO

[XXXNoahXXX]

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What you should do is just send him a completely bland form letter thanking him for his interest in the position. Don't put anything sarcastic in it - just a standard "thanks for your interest in the position, We will process your resume and get back to you shortly blah blah".

Then you can only HOPE he replies with "[censored] YOU [censored] HOLE MOTHER [censored]" and then you send him that same form letter again thanking him for his interest in the position.

That's about the best you can do IMO

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i like this.

[Los Feliz Slim]

OK, I just sent him this:

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RE: [censored] YOU

To Whom It May Concern,

We have received your application and reviewed your credentials. Unfortunately, your qualifications are not sufficient for our needs at this time. Rest assured that your resume will be kept on file and we will contact you if a more suitable position becomes available in the future.

Thank you for your interest, and good luck in your job search.

Quoting P G <douchebag@yahoo.com>:

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> You're the annoying one. Stupid bitch.
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[El Diablo]

LFS,

Well, I guess you had the last laugh after all! Bravo!

[Los Feliz Slim]

El Diablo,

I am sorry things didn't work out for you, but I really do promise to keep your resume on file. Best of luck!

[CrazyEyez]

lol

well played, slim.

[Butcho22]

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Offer him a high paying job and string him along for a while.

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This is the obvious winnar and I don't know why it didn't get more love.