* * * Official WPT Niagara Thread * * *

[cameronw01]

JCarver : we are back now
cameronw01 : And?
cameronw01 : So he's not dead?
cameronw01 : What was wrong?
JCarver : The ambulance man said Vivek has a broken heart.
JCarver : When I told him I didn't love him like he loves me it was obviously too much.
JCarver : See our bathroom in Niagara doesn't have a door.
JCarver : So obviously seeing my finely tuned body was too much for him to bear.
JCarver : I have this effect on many people. You might have heard about the troubles with my Sensei?

[JCarver]

this is, and was, unendingly more hilarious than what vivek is making it out to be

i'll post more later but let me say that when vivek called 911 and they asked him where he was, he said "niagara" and then "ontario", and then politely ordered an ambulance

[LuckyLloyd]

HDGDGSDYHSYSGDGDYSDYHGDGDG

I refuse to read these things if they carry the threat or suggestion of someone dying. First Mr. Unlimited Hold Them and then the duck.

FFS.

[Clayton]

i am so seriously tilted right now over how this info was passed to 2p2, just glad that you're okay Vivek.

seriously, if Vivek was just paranoid over some dull aches in some chests, then say that.

in high school when i was having syncopy issues combined w/ a panic attack and was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. everything was fine, but my parents were led to believe i had a heart attack, and i dont even want to know what they were feeling @ the time because i'm their son.

i consider vivek a friend, and the way that you two led us to believe the situation was a lot worse than it was is incredibly [censored] up.

[Adjutor]

One person posted IRC logs that we got from JCarver when it was all happening. That is pretty much all we had to go on. Calm the [censored] down Clayton.

[ughaulkghalugh]

ALL THE DETAILS MUST BE PRESENTED IN A WELL ORGANIZED PACKAGE OR NOT POSTED AT ALL

[pdk]

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$1k on an ambulance ride is so balla

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pdk spends that on ham alone

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chiyochan loses that much every day!!!

[Clayton]

i have zero reason to explain myself. if the situation with vivek wasn't serious, then that should have explcitly been stated.

here you all had numerous people wondering if Vivek was gonna die and I was planning on visiting him in the hospital tomorrow if he was fine.

[Superfluous Man]

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i'll post more later but let me say that when vivek called 911 and they asked him where he was, he said "niagara" and then "ontario", and then politely ordered an ambulance

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i'm glad you're ok vivek, but this is making me laugh soooo hard.

classic vivek.

edit: the 'politeness under duress' part specifically cracks me up. it's like the time vivek got drunk and was super polite to the blackjack dealers when he wasn't mocking them for busting.

[tercet]

Hows the free health care americans?