Beat: Poker almost got me killed/seriously injured

[jmremote]

Just got back to my house. I am driving for a midnight snack, thinking about how I played my last sng before I left as I drive my car subconciously. Next thing I know, doing 50mph, I notice the light is red. I slam on my breaks, end up stopping in the middle of the intersection barely avoiding traffic from the other way (just one car). Everyone at the intersection is looking at my stupid ass in shock. I continue on and pull into the 7-11 next to the light.

Beat: Almost got killed
Brag: Found out my breaks are kick ass (audi a4)
Varience: Got a slurpie.

[1gotth3nuts]

hahahahaha what a story.

[Teh1337zor]

slurpie is a brag

[Irish Cannon]

This same thing happened to me, but slower and with more intensity; for a relaxing time, make it Santori time.

[Dangeresque]

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slurpie is a brag

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QFWinnepegger.

[MusashiStyle]

"man i can't believe he called my 3-bet with a4 off... what a frkn... OOHH SHITTTTTTTTTT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!"

[rakemeplz]

[censored] you now i want a slurpie god it is hot.

Glad you aren't dead.

[MusashiStyle]

i am really hungry

[jmremote]

It tasted really good too. Not so bad I ran the light, I woulda stopped somewhere else. Went with a large cocacola slurpie. Hit the spot (not the other car)

[Bv3]

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Brag: Found out my breaks are kick ass (audi a4)


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What did you break?