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Old 09-06-2007, 10:17 AM
iDONKEDyoo iDONKEDyoo is offline
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Default STRAATE IS A GAYBOY

Dealer: Game #11902097830: straate wins pot ($618)
straate: kees y do u always fold
straate: every hand
Dealer: ADZ124, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: ADZ124 has a pair of Threes
Dealer: Keesbussum has two pair, Tens and Threes
Dealer: Game #11902111154: Keesbussum wins pot ($198) with two pair, Tens and Threes
Keesbussum: STRAATE **** YOU
Keesbussum: **** YOU
Keesbussum: **** YOU
Keesbussum: KANKERLYER
Keesbussum: TYFUSHOND
Keesbussum: MIER
Dealer: Game #11902124827: ADZ124 wins pot ($138)
Keesbussum: HOND
Keesbussum: **** YOU
straate: what? why
straate: speak inglish
straate: whbere u from
Keesbussum: **** YOU
ROVIH: ho ho
Dealer: Game #11902133809: autobot7 wins pot ($48)
Keesbussum: GAYBOY
ROVIH: chill
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: HMOMOJ
straate: im gay for your money
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: ****
Keesbussum: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Keesbussum: GAYBOY
Dealer: Game #11902140737: autobot7 wins pot ($178)
ROVIH: take it up the *** for his money [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Dealer: Game #11902148998: straate wins pot ($50)
Keesbussum: **** YOU
Dealer: cumicon will be allowed to play after the button
Keesbussum: **** YOU
straate: WAT?
Dealer: Game #11902152807: Keesbussum wins pot ($20)
straate: U GOTS STARS I CANT C
Dealer: Game #11902155130: straate wins pot ($130)
Keesbussum: SEND A MAIL TO STARS GAYBOYS
Dealer: Game #11902161195: straate wins pot ($138)
straate: how bout i send a pic with me and 14k in my hands thx 2u
straate: [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


straate, i'm going out but plz add the rest of the chat for me so i can read it when i get back

and stop owning me, k thanks =D
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:19 AM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: STRAATE IS A GAYBOY

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straate: how bout i send a pic with me and 14k in my hands thx 2u

[/ QUOTE ]

hahaha straate owns.
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:24 AM
Edgar_spadix Edgar_spadix is offline
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Default Re: STRAATE IS A GAYBOY

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Keesbussum: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Keesbussum: GAYBOY


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instant classic imo [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:25 AM
snagglepuss snagglepuss is offline
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straat has toughness
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:29 AM
alexDJI alexDJI is offline
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Keesbussum: KANKERLYER
Keesbussum: TYFUSHOND
Keesbussum: MIER

You wish him cancer, right?
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:31 AM
snakekilla88 snakekilla88 is offline
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Default Re: STRAATE IS A GAYBOY

straate: my stack
straate: shuld b 5k
straate: here
straate: E Z
gabyhorowitz: yes,if you would play better
straate: impossible
straate: kinda like askin u to play worse
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:20 PM
jfish jfish is offline
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Default Re: STRAATE IS A GAYBOY

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straate: my stack
straate: shuld b 5k
straate: here
straate: E Z
gabyhorowitz: yes,if you would play better
straate: impossible
straate: kinda like askin u to play worse

[/ QUOTE ]

haha
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:36 PM
Patrick Bateman Patrick Bateman is offline
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Default Re: STRAATE IS A GAYBOY

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Keesbussum: KANKERLYER
Keesbussum: TYFUSHOND
Keesbussum: MIER

You wish him cancer, right?

[/ QUOTE ]
Its something like that. good times!
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:42 PM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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Default Re: STRAATE IS A GAYBOY

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straate: my stack
straate: shuld b 5k
straate: here
straate: E Z
gabyhorowitz: yes,if you would play better
straate: impossible
straate: kinda like askin u to play worse

[/ QUOTE ]

loloilolololololol
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:49 PM
Ship Ship McGipp Ship Ship McGipp is offline
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Default Re: STRAATE IS A GAYBOY

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straate: my stack
straate: shuld b 5k
straate: here
straate: E Z
gabyhorowitz: yes,if you would play better
straate: impossible
straate: kinda like askin u to play worse

[/ QUOTE ]

the thing about this that is the funniest is that it is exactly accurate.

don't think gaby could play worse, not sure.
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