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Old 09-19-2007, 08:21 PM
OziBattler OziBattler is offline
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dear NC threaders,

write me an email that I can send to stars to get my doomswitch turned off. Ill send the winner to support and post the reply here. you have about an hour or so. gogogo

yours faithfully

ozibattler
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:31 PM
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Just send them meatspin. Duh!
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:34 PM
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here's to hoping I'm the next JaxUp [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Old 09-19-2007, 08:36 PM
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here's to hoping I'm the next JaxUp [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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So u want to be the micros next "Gilmore Boy"?
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:42 PM
Xylocain Xylocain is offline
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Dear support,

I know that since I have a bonus pending you won't flip off my doomswitch in the near future. Instead, as a resonable compensation, please upgrade my account settings to "GRAYCAT"-status.

kthxbye
-AB
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:45 PM
nerdking nerdking is offline
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safety in numbers, i guess. at least I have rakeback...

and seriously, oz, stop playing 1/2 FR at Stars. It was a rock garden even at the best of times. I can only imagine how it plays during offpeak hours.

2-3 LAGtards per table, 1 LAGTAG. Of course the LAGtards were hitting like Barry [censored] Bonds. I had every conceivable beat today. Pair over pair repeatedly, KK vs AA, set over set, flush over flush. Didn't smack the laptop around, so that's good. I'm gonna try to get 1400 more hands played before bed, just to see if I can.

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Old 09-19-2007, 08:45 PM
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Dear Stars,

Go [censored] yourselves.

Smooches Ozi xxx
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:52 PM
OziBattler OziBattler is offline
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and seriously, oz, stop playing 1/2 FR at Stars. It was a rock garden even at the best of times. I can only imagine how it plays during offpeak hours.

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actually ive found theres a few spaztards on there when I play so they tables aint that bad...its just that it is spaztember and not tagtember
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:52 PM
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Dear Stars Support.

My [insert relative here (mom or child for max effect)] is dying of [insert disease, fake or real who cares]. Their dying wish is that I would run at 2BB/100 as I clear this bonus. This would allow me the monies to get them the pain medication needed to make their journey to the other side more comfortable. Now I know you say there is no such thing as a doomswitch or doomhammer but a [old lady/child: depends on relative of choice] depends on me making this money in the next month. So please have a heart and make an Austrailian family happy.

Cheers,
Ozi

P.S. Boomswitch would be optimal.
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Old 09-19-2007, 09:28 PM
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dear NC threaders,

write me an email that I can send to stars to get my doomswitch turned off. Ill send the winner to support and post the reply here. you have about an hour or so. gogogo

yours faithfully

ozibattler

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My dear Stars Supporter,

LOL badjokeaments. I love your sense of humour (notice I threw in one of those funnt Brit "u"s for sympathy; edit this out, Oz). As much as I appreciate a good joke, the humour (ed. again with the effin u) has passed me by. Whitness the last 2300 hands I have played.

Please notice that, though I I know variance can account for some of these beats, impossible 1 and 2 outers have ravaged my solid play. Though I support playing your site with ardour and vigour (ed. more u's) i feel that I can not continue without some reassurance from you.

I beseech you on the name of Shania and Lee Jones to end my doomswitchaments and permit me to rigourously devour the villian in the manner to which he is accostomed.

Yours in spades,

Aussie Battler.

ps; if you would see fit to comp me with a WCOOP in compensation that would be kewl. kthxbye
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