The Ctrl+V Thread

[Nut4Dawgs]

Britney Spears' vagina sues for emancipation

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[Ron Burgundy]

sociopath

[goofball]

I 3bet

[aejones]

eisenhower1 posts the small blind of 75.
linhos posts the big blind of 150.

JKenny: -- --
fiveaceswins: -- --
dapster: -- --
eisenhower1: -- --
linhos: -- --
HatesPoker: Jh Jd
williehold: -- --
Uli Kunkel: -- --
Klausen333: -- --

Pre-flop:

HatesPoker raises to 450. williehold folds. Uli
Kunkel folds. Klausen333 folds. JKenny re-raises to
1575. fiveaceswins folds. dapster folds.
eisenhower1 folds. linhos folds. HatesPoker goes
all-in for 1565. JKenny is returned 10 (uncalled).


Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

JKenny shows Kh Kd.
HatesPoker shows Jh Jd.


Flop (board: Ks 6s 6h):

(no action in this round)


Turn (board: Ks 6s 6h Qs):

(no action in this round)


River (board: Ks 6s 6h Qs Kc):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

JKenny has Kh Kd Ks Qs Kc: four kings.
HatesPoker has Jh Jd Ks Qs Kc: two pair, kings and jacks.

[CheckRaise]

Poisonous paragraphs, smash ya phonograph
in half, it be the Inspectah Deck on the warpath
First class leavin mics with a cast
Causin ruckus like the aftermath when guns blast
Run fast, here comes the verbal assaulta
Rhymes runnin wild like a child in a walker
I scored from the inner slums abroad
And my thoughts are razor sharp I sliced the mic from the cord
First they criticize, but now they have become
mentally paralyzed with hits that I devise
Now I testify, the rest is I, Rebel INS
Ya highness, blessed to electrify
with voltage of an eel, truth that I reveal'll
crush the amateurs who screamed to keep it real
Caesar black down hoodied up and fatigues
Part time minor leagues receive third degrees
Attack like a wolf pack, once I pull back
then guard you, and bust through like a fullback