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Old 07-29-2007, 07:24 PM
nath nath is offline
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

I can see a few reasons why one would prefer a hooker over a bar chick-- guaranteed sex, some reasonable guarantee of quality of performance and cleanliness, no potential melodrama afterward, no BS, etc.

Also, I agree with everyone that some of the responses in this thread are mind-blowingly idiotic.
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:27 PM
threeonefour threeonefour is offline
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

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Never understood the hooker thing. My first thought is desperation, but this guy seems to prefer it. I'm wondering what makes him go for the hooker over a bar chick. I doubt it's just safety. Why a hooker over a slutty ex? Or is it just acceptance that he can't get a bar chick and has no slutty ex's?

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Why go to Mcdonald's when there is a steakhouse nearby?

I think the reason why most people go to hookers is pretty obvious. there is a demand for sex and they are the lowest cost provider often. and not necessarily in terms of $ lowest cost but in terms of effort. wearing sweat pants, haven't worked out in weeks, have spinach in your teeth, and not interested in talking about your respective life stories with some girl?

your money is still good. its literally the most classic case of supply meeting demand. it being the 'oldest profession' and such.
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:44 PM
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

dud u do blow aswell. if not BAN!
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:45 PM
NeedATimeMachine NeedATimeMachine is offline
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

WOWOWOW I am disappointed in OOT. Its been 12 hours and no one has asked the most important question......DID YOU PEE IN HER?!?!
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Old 07-29-2007, 08:30 PM
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WOWOWOW I am disappointed in OOT. Its been 12 hours and no one has asked the most important question......DID YOU PEE IN HER?!?!

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This isn't BBV, but still a valid question.
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Old 07-29-2007, 08:40 PM
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

I think the point most of the anti-prostitute crowd is missing is...You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards. Sometimes you just want quality sex and not all the attendant baggage that comes along with banging a non-pro. This is why every type of guy does it, from celebrites and CEOs etc. You know you're gonna get what you want and you know you won't have to deal with anything else. For those times when you just want to bust a nut in a woman, a worthwhile service is being offered. The menu reads: "You can do me and know there is no danger of coming home to a bunny boiling on your stove."
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Old 07-29-2007, 08:44 PM
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lot of hooker hating and judging in this thread

conclusion: you're all a bunch of [censored] life nits

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Dude, hookers aren't PEOPLE...come on...
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:44 PM
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I think the point most of the anti-prostitute crowd is missing is...You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

The menu reads: "You can do me and know there is no danger of coming home to a bunny boiling on your stove."

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I am a bit to casual with the 'lol' when I really only quietly chuckle "qc", but you got me, I lol'd and had to explain myself to the room.
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:00 PM
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wow you guys are all such nit losers in oot. [censored] a hooker would prolly be the best thing most of you could do.
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:50 PM
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

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How much was she? How long?

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1 hr, $240 with tip (very cheap)

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ouch 240$ isn't cheap unless she was like 9/10 and like 20yrs old
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