Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for October!

[yourface]

this hand from victor's post in mhsh made my head explode


#47285350-735 at Martinsburg ($15/$30 Hold'em)
Started at 20/Oct/07 07:44:39

killerpoker22 is at seat 1 with $2389.
scott86 is at seat 2 with $1900.
knadevol1 is at seat 3 with $1422.
The button is at seat 1.

scott86 posts the small blind of $10.
knadevol1 posts the big blind of $15.

killerpoker22: -- --
scott86: -- --
knadevol1: 2h 4d

Pre-flop:

killerpoker22 raises to $30. scott86 folds.
knadevol1 calls.

Flop (board: Ah Kc 9c):

knadevol1 checks. killerpoker22 bets $15. knadevol1
raises to $30. killerpoker22 re-raises to $45.
knadevol1 re-raises to $60. killerpoker22 calls.

Turn (board: Ah Kc 9c 8d):

knadevol1 bets $30. killerpoker22 raises to $60.
knadevol1 re-raises to $90. killerpoker22 calls.

River (board: Ah Kc 9c 8d 6d):

knadevol1 bets $30. killerpoker22 calls.



Showdown:

knadevol1 shows 2h 4d.
knadevol1 has Ah Kc 9c 8d 6d: ace high.
killerpoker22 shows 5h 6s.
killerpoker22 has 6s Ah Kc 9c 6d: a pair of sixes.

[Heisenb3rg]

Not nearly as cool but similar..
vs a terrible and very agressive player.

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, Button calls, SB folds, Hero checks.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2.5SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4.25BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8.25BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 10.25BB

<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 9h 8c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Villain shows 6s 7h </font>

[NinaWilliams]

why is my life so [censored] horrible

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9SB, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6BB, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9BB, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 13BB
Button Shows Qd 7c

River is terrible, but thats me. [censored] idiot that cant win at poker.

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (11BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 13BB
BB Shows 8d 9c

Yep that's my life the sun shines on everyone but me.

Im going to drive around for an hour and try to figure out if theres any reason not to end my life.

[yourface]

dude you still have a long life ahead of you, things will turn around
try to keep a positive attitude

I don't think playing poker is a good idea with your mental state being what it is right now. it seems like the negative swings are affecting you emotionally too much

[Guy McSucker]

The following players are losers in my all-time DB. I do not datamine so this is purely from tables I'm sitting at.

Marchinvest2
Heisenb3rg
Sethypooh21
chezlaw

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[thorleif]

Blue line is actual weigh in points,
Green is "equity adjusted weight"

been bulking since school started and will continue to do so until 6w before spring break; will work in a couple 2 week cardio blast periods (just started one)

what it do

[Heisenb3rg]

You probabily played with me a lot during september:

Ironically I have all those players besides myself as lifetime losers too..
With chezlaw running at -2.55bb/100 for just under 7k hands.

[Guy McSucker]

[ QUOTE ]
You probabily played with me a lot during september

[/ QUOTE ]

Nah, I played with you a lot when there was a 90/80/3 donator at the table who had you beat at showdown 100% of the time and you tilted.

[Heisenb3rg]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You probabily played with me a lot during september

[/ QUOTE ]

Nah, I played with you a lot when there was a 90/80/3 donator at the table who had you beat at showdown 100% of the time and you tilted.

[/ QUOTE ]

sounds a lot like all of september to me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Guy McSucker]

[ QUOTE ]
sounds a lot like all of september to me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Hehe, good work. I didn't really play on Stars in Sept. In fact I am barely playing nowadays anyway - the stress vs money was not worth it. Instead I am analysing, which is more fun, and is how I came to notice that the best players all lose when I sit in.

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Guy.