went to see a "massage therapist" the other day (possibly NSFW)

[TheMainEvent]

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What the hell. Since when did guys start wanting to date prostitutes that are drug addicts?

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Were you wearing diamond earrings? Do you have any platinum in your grill? Was there any other reason she might be thinking you're sugar daddy material?

[shemp]

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What the hell. Since when did guys start wanting to date prostitutes that are drug addicts?

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Hey. He's tagging a whore. A lot of guys would pay money for that.

[DarkForceRising]

Since it is a given that you are going to persue this, you might as well make the most of it.

Being an older woman, she ought to be able to show a thing or two about finding your way around a womans body. Take the opportunity to pick her brain. She can probably teach you the ways of the world in terms of dealing with girls- thus building your confidence.

Because she is experienced, a cokehead and a prostitute, there is no point in trying to show your pimp hand, as she'll almost certainly wind up seriously pwning your noob ass on one level or another. Still, if you can keep you wallet and emotions under control, consider opening up to her about your insecurities. She will probably get off on developing you into a playa' to be reckoned with.

BE CAREFUL!

[guids]

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Since it is a given that you are going to persue this, you might as well make the most of it.

Being an older woman, she ought to be able to show a thing or two about finding your way around a womans body. Take the opportunity to pick her brain. She can probably teach you the ways of the world in terms of dealing with girls- thus building your confidence.

Because she is experienced, a cokehead and a prostitute, there is no point in trying to show your pimp hand, as she'll almost certainly wind up seriously pwning your noob ass on one level or another. Still, if you can keep you wallet and emotions under control, consider opening up to her about your insecurities. She will probably get off on developing you into a playa' to be reckoned with.

BE CAREFUL!

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Im guessin the whore aspect has broadened her horizons more than her being old. But those are both valid points.

[PokerBob]

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However, she is a hooker. What do you guys think?

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i think this is either (a) total BS, or (b) you are an idiot. actually, i think (b) either way.

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Question... could you handle her line of work and her lifestyle? If so, there is nothing wrong with hanging with her... although you need to be prepared for tons of emotional baggage.

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[Steven_Q_Erkel]

a hooker and a coke addict...she could be the one.

[Raul Wong]

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So I go to a "massage parlor" the other day. It was the third time I'd been to one of these places in my life.

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After that, we messed around a bit, and she was telling me how handsome I am and stuff. (I'm a good looking guy.)

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Now, even though I am a good looking guy I don't get many girls because of a lack of confidence or something. (I'm not really sure.)

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She's hotter than probably 80% of the girls I have slept with, and much hotter than my previous girlfriend. However, she is a hooker.

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Thank you for making me laugh sir. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA This is an instant classic...

[WayAbvPar]

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However, she is a hooker. What do you guys think?

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i think this is either (a) total BS, or (b) you are an idiot. actually, i think (b) either way.

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Well played, Bob.

[stickman]

Thats the type of girl you bring home to Mom. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]