GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[DcifrThs]

EDIT: didn't get in on this the first time around so here's 5 minutes work:



so many one liners have won so much attention

i just thought i'd enter this to describe this soul's assention

started out playing fifty-one cream came easily

then he ventured uptown and got beat down brutally

almost got one mil in the graph up on the screen

but even limit players now can do that in-this-industry

it's sad i'm feelin bad for ya kid i really do

pizza face aside the only crime is that you're blue

and feelin green for the cats that got green 'n some from you

but BBV loves to read all the sh*t that you spew.

so keep it up, who gives a f*ck it's only money right? who cares?

step up get knocked down and post 'till your accout is bare.

Barron

[Readzie]

*intro*

Grimstarr, this beat goes out to you.
You ain't nothin but a b.
Get on my nuts and take a swing swing.
I'am a playa, fo real.

*beats*

you so shy,
iam so fly.
got yo face lookin like a cherry topped pie.

you ain't the sh!t,
so far from it.
got a graph lookin like a never end'n pit.

was gonna say mor,
but yo jaw on the flor.
got yo momma in here, what a hor.

[RichAM]

We used to see you on the tables at Full tTilt,
Stealin blinds and sittin out before the second hand was dealt,

Can't get no girls, Can't get no guys,
So you sit in your room lubing your d1ck with the tears from your eyes

Stacking off wit AQ and masturbating is your life,
oh wait, OMG you got laid by Lorena Bobbit FTW
oh man, she chopped it off with a knife
now you sittin in the dark sippin on dat juice n gin
you look down and say, "man it was just there"
but that b1tch threw it out, so you reach under you bed for your spare

[Ship Ship McGipp]

i think my submission in this was awesome, i can't remember tho it was like a yr ago and i don't feel like looking it up

[FoxwoodsFiend]

don't think actualgod's got enough love: anybody who is familiar with the fabolous song should be giving it props for how it stuck to the script

[Bagonirix]

Check it! Check it!

Grimstarr went from zero to a mil.
But I'll tell you he ain't no Emil
At first he was just crushing the game.
Anybody that stood up to him was put to shame.

ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!

Now we zoom in to a year later.
Where he thinks he big and bad like Darth Vader.
Arrogance has killed them all in the past.
So surely he isnt the last.
Stealing people blinds, then sitting out.
Getting more annoying the Mike The Mouth.

ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!

Moving all in w/AQ will bust his ass
Then laughing it off like a little lass
50K, 100K, 200K, 500K, 1 Mil how much will he be down?
Now all of a sudden we see that smile turn into a frown.
How long will it last he just asked.
But, he should be more worried about hiding that face w/a mask

ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT! ROCK THE GRIMSTARR!
ROCK IT!

[Dadswell]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

He's known as Grim, to others as James
He's the 72o when it comes to dames
Was on top of the world with a cool 1 mil
Then almost back to zero due to his lack of skill

has an ace and a queen and he's movin all in
got robbed at the commerce by a Mexican
two jacks is the nuts even after the fifth raise
dropping stack after stack leaves him in a daze

never gives up he's got a lot of heart
even when stevebets repeatedly rips him apart
convinced its bad beats, just down on his luck
if only he could spend all those sklansky bucks

does shady things like stealing your blind
or agrees to a flip then changes his mind
now it appears karmas caught up with him
and his chances of recovering are likely slim

[slmsr747]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

When hes not poppin' pimples
You know where he be
He be embarrassin' himself at teh BBV
AQ preflop thats obviously a shove
Do you really wonder why u don't get any luv ?

BUSTO BUSTO Look at me !
I lost all of my monies and my face needs cleaned
Yo dick must get mad cuz it be so lonely
"Oh where oh where can I find someone to bone me"

So grim here it is, A message for you
Its the best piece of advice on teh 2+2
If you aint gettin paid and u aint gettin laid
Then delete all yo accounts and meet some bitches at a masquerade

[mugatu668]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Yo Grimstarr I hardly even know you at al
But from what I've seen on BBV you ain't got no balls
First off remember that hand where you had 23
you were flipping so you had no fold equity
predeal your flipping was neutral EV
besides the rake and the sweat which gives you acne
But since your hand was -EV vs a random range
You decided to do something rather strange
You clicked a little button
but what a difference in your life it made
+$5,000 dollars you probably wouldn't have had
But still you have no chance at getting laid
You've the lost the trust of everyone you know l-o-l
Can't even get advice in H-S-N-L

Well I dunno, maybe you'll find a girl who likes eating pizza of your face
while watching you lose money with queen ace
You could marry her and pay for the marriage blind by blind
and you better hope she's blind because on the eyes you are not kind
like melted cheese drizzled over an orange rind
excuse me while I unwind with this song and watch you grind

Well I dunno, is it really grinding if you're losing money
Some might say that your lifetime graph was funny
I found it depressing as I hate watching train wrecks
I feel bad for you because you can't even pay for sex
Didn't you see the reaction
of that whore
when you flashed ten jacksons
rather than get no satisfaction
from your transaction
she turned the other way
and you found no one else to pay

Grimstarr you're really pathetic
I wanna break your leg
Wouldn't mind payin for a prosthetic
You got a whole thread of people dissin you
Aint no ladies kissin you
Nobody will be missin you
So listen fool
Stop bein a tool
Go back to school
Leave BBV and drown in a pool

[O Fen�meno]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
HE ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THE BAR
EVEN THOUGH HE CAN DRIVE A CAR
I WILL FIND HIM A JAR
THAT WILL BRING HIM TO THE MAR