Two Plus Two Newer Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Newer Archives > General Poker Discussion > Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #21  
Old 11-09-2007, 10:44 AM
Alien_my_Arse Alien_my_Arse is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 5
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

Aliens are already here. They are in your arse.

Kurosh is a prophet.
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 11-09-2007, 10:45 AM
dkgojackets dkgojackets is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia Tech
Posts: 1,851
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

move to SMP
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 11-09-2007, 11:02 AM
Gonso Gonso is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: seat zero
Posts: 3,265
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

[ QUOTE ]


[/ QUOTE ]

ok, first off, this is the greatest [censored] video game ever
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 11-09-2007, 11:03 AM
dragonystic dragonystic is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Omelettes FTW
Posts: 1,075
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

bbv officially sucks
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 11-09-2007, 11:05 AM
Gonso Gonso is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: seat zero
Posts: 3,265
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

Second, I think there's a good argument to be made for developing space forces, why wait for aliens to come here and start some [censored], let's just catch them by complete surprise before they do anything.

First we'll [censored] with them by making crop circles in their space wheat or whatever, then we'll do pointless space cattle mutilations and maybe some anal probes

then, we'll bring robots

look this seems like the logical way to go, who's with me
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 11-09-2007, 11:11 AM
plzbenice plzbenice is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 648
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

[ QUOTE ]
Everyone thinks aliens are going to be friendly because they're going to be more advanced than us and that's what civilized societies do. This logic is completely wrong. The problem with humans is, we think of everything in terms of other humans. Our brains were designed to work that way. A true advanced alien society would work logically. There's no reason for them to be peaceful. Maybe they would be peaceful for a bit to see if they can learn anything from us, then they would rape us for everything we have - we would be supplies and slaves. Why on Earth would they be friendly and peaceful when they could easily take us over and benefit more from that? THEY ARE GOING TO BE INCREDIBLY SMART AND DO WHAT IS BEST FOR THEM. WHAT IS BEST FOR THEM IS WORST FOR US. I wouldn't be surprised if they've already infiltrated our society. The best way to make us slave labor is to do it without us knowing. How can you rebel or refuse to work when you don't know you're being used?

[/ QUOTE ]


really? arent aliens portrayed as evil in most movies?


and omg we gotta do something about them alines zomg build laserweapons noooww!
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 11-09-2007, 11:15 AM
Labarde Labarde is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: eating biscuits
Posts: 2,951
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

[ QUOTE ]
bbv officially sucks

[/ QUOTE ]

you don't even have a face bozo
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 11-09-2007, 11:15 AM
Zagga Zagga is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 844
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

[ QUOTE ]
Second, I think there's a good argument to be made for developing space forces, why wait for aliens to come here and start some [censored], let's just catch them by complete surprise before they do anything.

First we'll [censored] with them by making crop circles in their space wheat or whatever, then we'll do pointless space cattle mutilations and maybe some anal probes

then, we'll bring robots

look this seems like the logical way to go, who's with me

[/ QUOTE ]

I say we build huge triangulair objects on their planet first, then come back after a while. But I agree with the rest of the plan!
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 11-09-2007, 11:21 AM
hard2tel hard2tel is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 221
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

[ QUOTE ]
Second, I think there's a good argument to be made for developing space forces, why wait for aliens to come here and start some [censored], let's just catch them by complete surprise before they do anything.

First we'll [censored] with them by making crop circles in their space wheat or whatever, then we'll do pointless space cattle mutilations and maybe some anal probes

then, we'll bring robots

look this seems like the logical way to go, who's with me

[/ QUOTE ]

lol

Seriously though. I doubt the aliens would even want to use any of the stupid materials we have on earth...except maybe h2o. But Kuroshs logic is right...this aint Contact, its Independence Day...if aliens do come here it would be because they need something and we'd be dead or slaves. They'd be so far beyond us intellectually i dont think they'd even want to study us. We'd just be another stupid alien race in the early stages of our developement.
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 11-09-2007, 11:27 AM
skillgambler skillgambler is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 948
Default Re: aliens will not be friendly

what if the alien's way of "being friendly" involves shooting lasers at us? gonna be one huge misunderstanding imho
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:16 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.