Pokernews Gaff Video of Me Being Dooshy - I bust out 40 minutes later

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you're bad and asian, gg.

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Bad and Asian and ON TV bitch

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Besides, my half asianness allows me to gamble. I mean, the other 220 or so people spent like 20 hour playing for nothing. I only spent 20 minutes of playing for nothing.

Opportunity cost baby

[king_of_drafts]

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Tom Brady brought me anti-luck.

Hands:

VERY FIRST HAND OF TOURNAMENT

The guy to my right was even dooshier than I was. Older Euro Guy with gray hair and some tailored suit. I get into an argument with him because he says that you have to use the card protectors that they gave you otherwise your hand is dead and it's like that everywhere in the world. I lol at him.

10k stacks
He limps utg, I'm directly to his left and I pot JJ. He calls.

Flop 992 rainbow.

He overbets 600 into a 525. I call

Turn 7 - He bets 1000ish I call

River A - He bets 1500ish I call.

A2 good.

I lose a few more quick small limped pots.

I'm down to 4k and then UTG aggro dude opens to 200, Euro Doosh makes it 600 in the Hijack.. I see JJ in the CO again (oh god)

I call and we get it all in on a 922 flop. AA obv gg

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lol

[TheJokerIsWild]

Why does this link not work for me?

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DOUCHEY

[surfinillini]

why did this thread not get more love?

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cuz it sucks

[rakemeplz]

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DOUCHEY

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DO U CHE Y?

[jfish]

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DOUCHEY

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DO U CHE Y?

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