I'm in the emergency room right now

veganmav · #1 03-20-2007, 01:00 AM

I was playing soccer, I seperated my shoulder (different from a dislocation [look it up]).

I knew it would be hours and hours waiting in the ER, so I went home got some books, and my laptop, and some movies.

My buddy is here with me.
Turns out, they have wireless here free for "guests"... I have been 4 tabling for about an hour. Still waiting to see a doctor, but im in my own little room with my buddy.

Questions?
Comments?

P.S.

My nurse saw me playing poker and told me she is a poker junky, she said she played with negranue in binions or something. She is about 23 and cute and nice. NO PICS.

szw · #2 03-20-2007, 01:02 AM

Any good food in the garbage?

The DaveR · #3 03-20-2007, 01:03 AM

Whatever.

veganmav · #4 03-20-2007, 01:04 AM

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that was 100% true.

veganmav · #5 03-20-2007, 01:04 AM

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yesterday we got hummus, and cashews.

Haunted Ghost · #6 03-20-2007, 01:07 AM

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Pretend that you are totally disabled from taking care of yourself so that you can get a sponge bath. Make sure she's early in her working shift when you ask for a sponge bath. If you request for a sponge bath later in her shift you could wind up getting a sponge bath from a 6'3 250 lbs. black male nurse or a 66 year old white trash female veteran nurse who is an old maid.

Big Poppa Smurf · #7 03-20-2007, 01:08 AM

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hahaha that is awesome veganmav. how'd you hurt your shoulder playing soccer, and are you going to flirt with the cute nurse more?

veganmav · #8 03-20-2007, 01:10 AM

Im not gonna flirt with her.

I was playing goaly, I made a bigtime Penalty kick save, , but landed on my outstretched arm, and [censored] the shoulder.

delta k · #9 03-20-2007, 01:12 AM

is goaly like goalie? or keeper? c'mon, pretend like you've played before

ThaHero · #10 03-20-2007, 01:15 AM

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She is about 23 and cute and nice. NO PICS.

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Pretend that you are totally disabled from taking care of yourself so that you can get a sponge bath. Make sure she's early in her working shift when you ask for a sponge bath. If you request for a sponge bath later in her shift you could wind up getting a sponge bath from a 6'3 250 lbs. black male nurse or a 66 year old white trash female veteran nurse who is an old maid.

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What's wrong with black male nurses?