My first contract hit

[DavidC]

Went to http://www.pennandteller.com/

First thought, "OMG it's Reebo and Zooti!"

[Matt Flynn]

Hi all,

Chad put up the owl Saturday. Big sucker. It looks like it could kill a medium-sized dog.

No pecking yesterday or this morning.

Biologic warfare and vaporization plans have been terminated.

Chad got me a bb gun and 6,000 rounds in case a non-endangered bird should require counselling. It shoots over 600 feet/second. Hoo-ahh.

Matt