***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[kcheel]

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I'm 18/33 in the Stars $650 PCA Sat. Pays 16 spots.

Bahama's 1 time??

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GL man.

[Chargers In 07]

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hes not that bad, imo

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Pre-flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Hero is MP2 Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#777777">3 folds</font>, <font color="#777777">Hero folds</font>, Jeprox007 calls $0.5, svensk calls $0.5,
svensk shows: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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= O RLY?

[Body Man D]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

AA&gt;AQ 2/24

[sweetwater]

heart sank after the river

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $32.75
BB: $24.80
Hero (UTG): $25.35
UTG+1: $4.90
UTG+2: $30.55
MP1: $32.05
MP2: $11.35
CO: $11.65
BTN: $12.95

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1</font>, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls $1, 4 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $3</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $2, UTG+2 calls $2

Flop: ($9.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $4.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $22.35 and is All-In</font>, <font color="red">UTG+2 raises to $27.55 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $23.05

Turn: ($86.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($86.70) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $86.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$30.55 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON $73.30 (+$47.95 NET)
UTG+2 showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON $10.40 (-$20.15 NET)

[TheProdigy]

God I'm too lazy to play any sats to the PCA....Guess I'm not going unless I really for some reason change my mind about sitting around playing sats.

Sabr; just stay at 200nl plz mang.

[SABR42]

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Sabr; just stay at 200nl plz mang.

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That's the plan for now, but all the good 200NL tables had really long wailists. So obv I open a few good 400NL tables as well. I'm definitely +EV in this game so I'll play it if there are good games.

[SABR42]

Today wasn't all bad I guess. My biggest pot won to date:

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $438.60
SB: $1,061.30
BB: $400
UTG: $510.90
UTG+1: $375.10
MP1: $577.35
MP2: $366
CO: $384.80

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, MP1 calls $4, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20</font>, 2 folds, MP1 calls $16

Flop: ($46) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $37</font>, MP1 calls $37

Turn: ($120) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $75</font>, MP1 calls $75

River: ($270) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $306.60 and is All-In</font>, MP1 calls $306.60

Results: $883.20 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and WON $880.20 (+$441.60 NET)
MP1 mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$438.60 NET)

[Kos13]

I run like [censored].

[too eazy]

should i do a well? i figure since i have like 400 posts and i'm sick ill awesome i'm qualified.

[Kos13]

How to lose at poker:

1. Sit at tables with the fish
2. Wait for a spot where they're a big underdog
3. Get it all in as a massive favorite
4. Get rivered
5. Lose money
6. Watch the dickbag insta-rathole
7. ???
8. Suicide

OHMYGODIRUNSOBADSOMEONEPLZKILLME