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11-08-2007, 02:46 AM
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I Decided to Pee
I was in there, I was hit with a revelation. My friends it was the clearest thing this mind has ever experienced. I looked at the white tiles, the white glazed Vitreous China bowl, the metal handle thing, the green polycarbonate stall wall, and I say to myself "this is it". Like a rabbit amidst the Autumn leaves, my body had sprung from its everlong slumber.
I grabed my penis with great might and point up in the air. It was beautiful I tell you, golden liquid like that of the Gods spraying all over the seat, handle, wall and floor. My eyes, gleaming with a maddening satisfaction. A crazed laugh like that of a madman. My hands firmly grasped and squeezing so hard that the flow could only be preserved through my determination. "Push, John, Push. Until your bladder deflates like a punctured balloon". And alas, the show had come to an end. This stall was blessed with my bodily liquids. I had walked into the bathroom like every man before me; simple and humble. But I exited moments later like only a spawn of the mightifull Zeus could. I tell you a foot was yard, and a yard was a mile. I stood, like a tower, with confidence like never before. Two titans clashed, and the stall became no more. 
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11-08-2007, 02:48 AM
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Re: I Decided to Pee
Dealer: You have been dealt [Kh Ac]
Dealer: phishology101 folds Dealer: DanLin3 raises to $2 Dealer: excessive_boost folds Dealer: TILTASAURUSREX raises to $6.75 Dealer: rose_revolution folds Dealer: elboroomer has 15 seconds left to act Dealer: elboroomer folds Dealer: DanLin3 calls $4.75 Dealer: The flop is [Ks 3h 7c] Dealer: DanLin3 checks Dealer: TILTASAURUSREX bets $9.95 Dealer: DanLin3 raises to $25.30, and is all in Dealer: TILTASAURUSREX calls $15.35 Dealer: DanLin3 shows [Jd Js] Dealer: TILTASAURUSREX shows [Kh Ac] Dealer: The turn is [Th] Dealer: The river is [Jh] Dealer: DanLin3 shows three of a kind, Jacks Dealer: TILTASAURUSREX shows a pair of Kings Dealer: DanLin3 wins the pot ($61.85) with three of a kind, Jacks
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11-08-2007, 02:57 AM
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Re: I Decided to Pee
Thur-Monday I will.
I did a 24 hour lock on account so that I could think about what I have done to my BR.
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11-08-2007, 03:00 AM
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Re: I Decided to Pee
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[ QUOTE ] Thur-Monday I will. I did a 24 hour lock on account so that I could think about what I have done to my BR. [/ QUOTE ] BR= bathroom or bankroll? [/ QUOTE ] bathroom
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