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Old 11-20-2007, 11:10 PM
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Default You know you\'re a poker degen when...

1) You have replaced your daily routine of sh*t/shower/shave with sit/sulk/shove

2) You refer to your friends by their usernames or handles

3) You haven't styled your hair in over 8 months

4) You've had over 3 conversations debating with someone that poker "isn't gambling"

5) You check the 2+2 forums more than your home mailbox

6) You have nightmares and wake up sweating and yelling "HE'S RIGHT, he DID say TOP TOP!"

Keep 'em comin...
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Old 11-20-2007, 11:20 PM
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Old 11-20-2007, 11:24 PM
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Old 11-20-2007, 11:25 PM
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lol
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Old 11-20-2007, 11:39 PM
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why whats wrong with this thread?
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:44 AM
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its horrible
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:46 AM
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when you bring home and illegal alien from home depot to choke you in the shower
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:47 AM
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oops wrong forum
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:51 AM
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rofl wtf
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:04 AM
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gongshow

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