Beat: migrane from hell

[Quicksilvre]

All I want to do right now is to inject a syringe full of fentanyl directly into my frontal lobe. It feels like someone has been bashing me in the head with a ball-peen hammer for the last eight hours, and neither Tylenol nor butalbital has done jack crap. I didn't even get a good buzz from the latter.

The worst part is how it fades and comes back and fades and comes back and fades and MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY! I was even lucky enough to have to do six pages of differential equations homework with all of that going on.

Discuss.

[Limesparks]

smokin fentanyl gel yeaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Salerosa]

I hear staring at a computer monitor helps.

[filsteal]

See a doctor sometime and get a prescription for Imitrex or Relpax or one of the other "triptan" drugs. They really do work.

Get a prescription for some tylenol w/codeine while you're at it. Those can be mildly fun.

[Quicksilvre]

I swear to God, it got worse when I moved into a darkened room. I am completely [censored] up right now.

Luckily I don't start class tomorrow until noon. I ain't sleeping anytime soon.

[I_AM_EVIL]

You have a brain tumor. The only remedy is to stab yourself in the balls for 30 minutes with an ice pick.

[Quicksilvre]

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You have a brain tumor. The only remedy is to stab yourself in the balls for 30 minutes with an ice pick.

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Too late. It went away twenty minutes after I posted.

[Smell The Glove]

migraines are the [censored] worst. serious answer, when i used to get them i would masturbate and it would distract me from the pain.

brag: haven't gotten one in over two years

[gettinpoorer]

two years? exactly how much masturbation are we talking about here?

[filsteal]

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migraines are the [censored] worst. serious answer, when i used to get them i would masturbate and it would distract me from the pain.

brag: haven't gotten one in over two years

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Jesus F'ing Popsicle, I used to try this too and it made them approximately eleventy billion times worse.