Brag my apartment wasn't burglarized.

[StrictlyStrategy]

Woke up the other day and for some reason it was super-noisy and I could hear EVERYONE talking and stuff and I couldn't figure out why it was so much louder. A while later I had to leave my apartment and my front door was [censored] opened, and the deadbolt had been turned. Someone reached in from the outside and did that! What the [censored]?

blah someone opened my door, reached in to my apartment, locked the lock and left the door open

blah there's like $4k in $100s sitting right next to the door that nobody thought to take

blah living in an average apartment