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Old 04-17-2007, 04:24 AM
TheFaucet TheFaucet is offline
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Default Is it possible to contact STDs without having sex?

Bear with me here, the descriptions may be a bit graphic.
So over the last week or so my piece has gotten swollen and the tip has turned from a healthy pink to a dull granite-like gray. It itches uncontrollably and the only way to relieve it is to run it under scalding water. I would characterize it as a throbbing, burning itch, like what you would expect from a poison ivy rash. It irritates me so much that it wakes me up at night. I dipped it in baby powder and also tried aloe vera cream but nothing seems to work. The last time I have had sex with a woman was in the future, so I don't think it's an STD. There is no discharge and I still have no problems getting hard. For some reason my nipples are swollen too. Maybe it has something to do with my allergies.
Right now it is burning so much I am thinking about dabbing some aftershave on it, I would do anything to get rid of this itch. If you're going to respond please be delicate, if you knew what I was going through you would not be laughing.
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:28 AM
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:29 AM
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Dip it in aftershave ldo.


It's probably thrush from too much wanking/not enough washing.
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:29 AM
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LAWLS no really go to the doctor LDO
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:34 AM
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This is sometimes caused by excessive grip during masterbation. You need to ask a buddy to come watch you, and tell you if, at the point of climax, you look like a Japanese guy whose balls have just been dipped in ice. This indicates too strong a grip.

Alternatively, video yourself and post it here.
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:35 AM
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Dip it in aftershave ldo.


It's probably thrush from too much wanking/not enough washing.

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My bro once thought he had teh herps but all he had was a fungus on his junks from being a dirty little bitch and not showerin.
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:35 AM
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dip it in bleach ftw
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:35 AM
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:35 AM
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This is sometimes caused by excessive grip during masterbation. You need to ask a buddy to come watch you, and tell you if, at the point of climax, you look like a Japanese guy whose balls have just been dipped in ice. This indicates too strong a grip.

Alternatively, video yourself and post it here.

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Old 04-17-2007, 04:35 AM
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This is sometimes caused by excessive grip during masterbation. You need to ask a buddy to come watch you, and tell you if, at the point of climax, you look like a Japanese guy whose balls have just been dipped in ice. This indicates too strong a grip.

Alternatively, video yourself and post it here.

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Wait how did you know I was Japanese? So does that mean I suck at beating off?
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