Absolute Cliffsnotes (Mod edit: AP thread, part 2)

[lwrunner103]

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Stage #764374293: Holdem No Limit $20 - 2007-09-16 21:10:18 (ET)
Table: GALVESTON AVE (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 2 - GP333 ($4300 in chips)
Seat 3 - DOUBLEDRAG ($2804 in chips)
Seat 4 - CALVINHOBBES ($4177 in chips)
Seat 5 - MANUTEBOLJR ($5371 in chips)
Seat 6 - BIGHEAD909 ($2861.50 in chips)
Seat 1 - FU_BEGGAR ($4064 in chips)
DOUBLEDRAG - Posts small blind $10
CALVINHOBBES - Posts big blind $20
*** POCKET CARDS ***
MANUTEBOLJR - Folds
BIGHEAD909 - Folds
FU_BEGGAR - Raises $80 to $80
GP333 - Calls $80
DOUBLEDRAG - Raises $190 to $200
CALVINHOBBES - Folds
FU_BEGGAR - Folds
GP333 - Calls $120
*** FLOP *** [3c 5d Qc]
DOUBLEDRAG - Checks
GP333 - Checks
*** TURN *** [3c 5d Qc] [Qs]
DOUBLEDRAG - Bets $40
GP333 - Raises $580 to $580
DOUBLEDRAG - Calls $540
*** RIVER *** [3c 5d Qc Qs] [Jd]
DOUBLEDRAG - Checks
GP333 - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DOUBLEDRAG - Shows [10h 7d] (One pair, queens)
GP333 - Shows [6h 6c] (Two Pair, queens and sixes)
GP333 Collects $1657 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($1660) | Rake ($3)
Board [3c 5d Qc Qs Jd]
Seat 1: FU_BEGGAR Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: GP333 (dealer) won Total ($1657) HI$1657) with Two Pair, queens and sixes [6h 6c - B:Qs,B:Qc,P:6h,P:6c,B:Jd]
Seat 3: DOUBLEDRAG (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, queens [10h 7d - B:Qs,B:Qc,B:Jd,P:10h,P:7d]
Seat 4: CALVINHOBBES (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: MANUTEBOLJR Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: BIGHEAD909 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

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Maybe they just suck realllllllly bad.

[Toasta]

Stage #764381019: Holdem No Limit $20 - 2007-09-16 21:17:28 (ET)
Table: DOHENY AVE (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - BIGHEAD909 ($824 in chips)
Seat 2 - WPORTER ($1567 in chips)
Seat 3 - DOUBLEDRAG ($4137 in chips)
Seat 4 - CALVINHOBBES ($4000 in chips)
Seat 5 - MANUTEBOLJR ($2062 in chips)
Seat 6 - FU_BEGGAR ($5056 in chips)
WPORTER - Posts small blind $10
DOUBLEDRAG - Posts big blind $20
*** POCKET CARDS ***
CALVINHOBBES - Calls $20
MANUTEBOLJR - Folds
FU_BEGGAR - Folds
BIGHEAD909 - Folds
WPORTER - Calls $10
DOUBLEDRAG - Raises $40 to $60
CALVINHOBBES - Calls $40
WPORTER - Calls $40
*** FLOP *** [3d 7d Ac]
WPORTER - Checks
DOUBLEDRAG - Bets $60
CALVINHOBBES - Calls $60
WPORTER - Calls $60
*** TURN *** [3d 7d Ac] [5d]
WPORTER - Checks
DOUBLEDRAG - Bets $80
CALVINHOBBES - Calls $80
WPORTER - Raises $400 to $400
DOUBLEDRAG - Calls $320
CALVINHOBBES - Folds
*** RIVER *** [3d 7d Ac 5d] [5c]
WPORTER - Bets $750
DOUBLEDRAG - Raises $3400 to $3400
WPORTER - All-In $297
DOUBLEDRAG - returned ($2353) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DOUBLEDRAG - Shows [6c 8c] (One pair, fives)
WPORTER - Shows [Ad 10h] (Two Pair, aces and fives)
WPORTER Collects $3331 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($3334) | Rake ($3)
Board [3d 7d Ac 5d 5c]
Seat 1: BIGHEAD909 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: WPORTER (small blind) won Total ($3331) All-In HI$3331) with Two Pair, aces and fives [Ad 10h - P:Ad,B:Ac,B:5d,B:5c,P:10h]
Seat 3: DOUBLEDRAG (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, fives [6c 8c - B:5d,B:5c,B:Ac,P:8c,B:7d]
Seat 4: CALVINHOBBES Folded on the TURN
Seat 5: MANUTEBOLJR Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: FU_BEGGAR Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[eastern motors]

Who at the table is 2+2 and knows what is going on? I'm railing it and it seems like they would all be fighting over who gets to play with the dumper.

[wporter]

going pretty good so far

[eastern motors]

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going pretty good so far

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He's gone

[Dex]

Stage #764384931: Holdem No Limit $20 - 2007-09-16 21:21:38 (ET)
Table: DOHENY AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - FU_BEGGAR ($4986 in chips)
Seat 1 - BIGHEAD909 ($764 in chips)
Seat 2 - WPORTER ($3518 in chips)
Seat 3 - DOUBLEDRAG ($3517 in chips)
Seat 4 - CALVINHOBBES ($4644 in chips)
Seat 5 - MANUTEBOLJR ($1842 in chips)
BIGHEAD909 - Posts small blind $10
WPORTER - Posts big blind $20
*** POCKET CARDS ***
DOUBLEDRAG - Raises $40 to $40
CALVINHOBBES - Folds
MANUTEBOLJR - Calls $40
FU_BEGGAR - Calls $40
BIGHEAD909 - Calls $30
WPORTER - Folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh Js Kc]
BIGHEAD909 - Bets $40
DOUBLEDRAG - Calls $40
MANUTEBOLJR - Calls $40
FU_BEGGAR - Folds
*** TURN *** [Kh Js Kc] [6s]
BIGHEAD909 - Bets $80
DOUBLEDRAG - Calls $80
MANUTEBOLJR - Folds
*** RIVER *** [Kh Js Kc 6s] [4d]
BIGHEAD909 - Bets $180
DOUBLEDRAG - Calls $180
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BIGHEAD909 - Shows [Ks 9c] (Three of a kind, kings)
DOUBLEDRAG - Mucks
BIGHEAD909 Collects $817 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($820) | Rake ($3)
Board [Kh Js Kc 6s 4d]
Seat 1: BIGHEAD909 (small blind) won Total ($817) HI$817) with Three of a kind, kings [Ks 9c - P:Ks,B:Kh,B:Kc,B:Js,P:9c]
Seat 2: WPORTER (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: DOUBLEDRAG HI: [Mucked] [5s Qh]
Seat 4: CALVINHOBBES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: MANUTEBOLJR Folded on the TURN
Seat 6: FU_BEGGAR (dealer) Folded on the FLOP

[2461Badugi]

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Not sure about the other guy, but Graycat has always played LHE like a schizo and has traditionally been a huge donor.

STAGE #676850912: HOLDEM NORMAL $150/$300 - 2007-06-07 19:19:48 (ET)
Table: LOWLAND AVE (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 2 - DONKEY1211 ($6098.50 in chips)
Seat 3 - COGSTER ($52815 in chips)
Seat 4 - GRAYCAT ($8020 in chips)
Seat 5 - SCHDNFRD ($32375.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - EZ2PLY ($2700 in chips)
Seat 9 - MARK SEIF ($8173.65 in chips)
Seat 1 - FRDM25 ($24328 in chips)
COGSTER - Posts small blind $100
GRAYCAT - Posts big blind $150
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to FRDM25 [4d 4h]
SCHDNFRD - Folds
EZ2PLY - Raises $300 to $300
MARK SEIF - Calls $300
FRDM25 - Calls $300
DONKEY1211 - Folds
COGSTER - Calls $200
GRAYCAT - Raises $300 to $450
EZ2PLY - Calls $150
MARK SEIF - Calls $150
FRDM25 - Calls $150
COGSTER - Calls $150
*** FLOP *** [2d 2s 7c]
COGSTER - Checks
GRAYCAT - Bets $150
EZ2PLY - Calls $150
MARK SEIF - Raises $300 to $300
FRDM25 - Folds
COGSTER - Raises $450 to $450
GRAYCAT - Raises $450 to $600
EZ2PLY - Folds
MARK SEIF - Calls $300
COGSTER - Calls $150
*** TURN *** [2d 2s 7c] [Jh]
COGSTER - Bets $300
GRAYCAT - Raises $600 to $600
MARK SEIF - Raises $900 to $900
COGSTER - Raises $900 to $1200
GRAYCAT - Calls $600
MARK SEIF - Calls $300
*** RIVER *** [2d 2s 7c Jh] [Ks]
COGSTER - Bets $300
GRAYCAT - Calls $300
MARK SEIF - Folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
COGSTER - Shows [Ah 2h] (Three of a kind, twos)
GRAYCAT - Shows [10h 10d] (Two Pair, tens and twos)
COGSTER Collects $8395 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($8400) | Rake ($5)
Board [2d 2s 7c Jh Ks]
Seat 1: FRDM25 Folded on the FLOP
Seat 2: DONKEY1211 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: COGSTER (small blind) won Total ($8395) HI$8395) with Three of a kind, twos [Ah 2h - B:2s,P:2h,B:2d,P:Ah,B:Ks]
Seat 4: GRAYCAT (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, tens and twos [10h 10d - P:10h,P:10d,B:2s,B:2d,B:Ks]
Seat 5: SCHDNFRD Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: EZ2PLY Folded on the FLOP
Seat 9: MARK SEIF Folded on the RIVER


STAGE #676848309: HOLDEM NORMAL $150/$300 - 2007-06-07 19:16:25 (ET)
Table: LOWLAND AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - GRAYCAT ($11020 in chips)
Seat 5 - SCHDNFRD ($32475.50 in chips)
Seat 9 - MARK SEIF ($9283.65 in chips)
Seat 1 - FRDM25 ($18838 in chips)
Seat 2 - DONKEY1211 ($6948.50 in chips)
Seat 3 - COGSTER ($52965 in chips)
SCHDNFRD - Posts small blind $100
MARK SEIF - Posts big blind $150
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to FRDM25 [10d Ad]
FRDM25 - Raises $300 to $300
DONKEY1211 - Folds
COGSTER - Folds
GRAYCAT - Raises $450 to $450
SCHDNFRD - Folds
MARK SEIF - Calls $300
FRDM25 - Calls $150
*** FLOP *** [8s 3d 6d]
MARK SEIF - Checks
FRDM25 - Checks
GRAYCAT - Bets $150
MARK SEIF - Raises $300 to $300
FRDM25 - Raises $450 to $450
GRAYCAT - Calls $300
MARK SEIF - Calls $150
*** TURN *** [8s 3d 6d] [Qd]
MARK SEIF - Checks
FRDM25 - Bets $300
GRAYCAT - Raises $600 to $600
MARK SEIF - Raises $900 to $900
FRDM25 - Raises $900 to $1200
GRAYCAT - Calls $600
MARK SEIF - Calls $300
*** RIVER *** [8s 3d 6d Qd] [Kc]
MARK SEIF - Checks
FRDM25 - Bets $300
GRAYCAT - Calls $300
MARK SEIF - Folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FRDM25 - Shows [10d Ad] (Flush, ace high)
GRAYCAT - Mucks
FRDM25 Collects $6995 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($7000) | Rake ($5)
Board [8s 3d 6d Qd Kc]
Seat 1: FRDM25 won Total ($6995) HI$6995) with Flush, ace high [10d Ad - P:Ad,B:Qd,P:10d,B:6d,B:3d]
Seat 2: DONKEY1211 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: COGSTER Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: GRAYCAT (dealer) HI: [Mucked] [Qs Js]
Seat 5: SCHDNFRD (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: MARK SEIF (big blind) Folded on the RIVER

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All high stakes LHE hands kind of look like this, but I'm definitely getting a GREYCAT/SEIF attempted whipsaw feeling in these two. Not claiming it's actual evidence, but given the rest of the thread, might be worth looking into.

[PrimogenitoX]

The real test will obviously be if he sits down at 25/50 with 10k...mehehehe

[Ganjasaurus Rex]

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fine, I'm done complaining. Maybe i'm naive for hoping that AP will resolve the situation adequately, but I will not be a part of cheating.

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I have no idea why some people think it's ok to take stolen money just because this creep is trying to cover his ass (unless you are the ones who lost the money in the first place).

[WordWhiz]

Didn't have time to read this whole thread, but lol at GRAYCAT. This guy sat down at 3/6 NL table once (200 BB at Absolute, so $1200), and went all in every hand either preflop or on the flop. I still remember a couple hands I won against him: all in preflop, I call with 66, he shows ... 23o. MHIG. On an Axx flop, he pushes all in with K7 or something, I call with AQ, MHIG. He dropped about 5 buyins while I was at the table, but he had already been there for a while before I sat down.

Sadly, I never saw him again until this thread. If he's still throwing away cash, I'll have to hang out on Absolute some more and keep an eye out for him.