Huge Beat: Shaundeeb was in my dream last night.

[Xaston]

Brag: It was actually kind of a cool dream.

It was one of those relatively long dreams with multiple plots that having nothing to do with each other but at the time seem to flow together seamlessly. We were at some condo complex where everyone's buildings have a door between them to go from condo to condo. For whatever reason Shaundeeb and I were trying to speed from a condo on one end through all of the condos, and pop out on the other side. And because I was trying to use a mattress as a car right before this part of the dream (lol) I was carrying it through the condos with me. We got through all of the condos in like 2 and a half minutes and when we got outside we dove in the persons front yard and hid.

At this point an attractive middle aged woman angrily walks out from the backyard with a large hatchet in her hand. There are about 5 weapons for no good reason right by where I am so I grab a hatcher and some other thing. Shaun decides he wants to fight this lady hand to hand (lol donkaments?) and it turns out she's a witch. She kills him and then yells "I'M GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF WITH YOUR OWN HEAD!" and she throws Shaundeeb's head at me sidearmed. It was at this exact moment that I said wait a minute, as Shaundeeb's severed head is being thrown at me by a witch who's Condo I just raced through with a mattress on my back, there is no way this is real. I realized it was a dream and consciously smacked Shaundeebs head away as it flew towards me and I finished her off with a Kame-ha-ma-ha blast DBZ style. Think like a young Krillen blast though, not adult Goku or anything cool like that. Then I used my powers of knowing it was a dream to make dandelions grow really really fast in this bitches yard. Then I woke up.

Variance: I don't even know Shaundeeb. We played $20/$40 Hold Em/Omaha/8 at TS together like a year ago and I didn't even know who he was at the time (aside from the fish in the game [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]).

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

I had a really realistic dream this morning that I was on the bow of a huge ship crashing over huge waves, they were so big the ship was dipping under them before floating up again. It was so real it was nuts, everything was huge and on this epic scale. The rocking and diving under the water was so intense it felt like I was punch drunk. If I wore pants to bed I would have [censored] them.

My psyche is dark and being thrown around in the ocean of itself or something.

I want dreams with hadoukens and shaundeeb [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] maybe not shaundeeb actually.

[NewTeaBag]

Cliff notes: OP is ghey for shaundeeb, but only can get off if a hag/witch is watching?

EDIT: Quick, CC to the MSpaint rescue!

[Chaos_ult]

I had a really long cinematic non sexual dream about Brandi not that long ago.

[Envyme_Mvp]

dreaming about shaundeeb is the ghey.

[shaundeeb]

lol,

[NewTeaBag]

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lol,

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Is that your detached head loling?

[Roy]

"I finished her off with a Kame-ha-ma-ha blast DBZ style. Think like a young Krillen blast though, not adult Goku or anything cool like that. Then I used my powers of knowing it was a dream to make dandelions grow really really fast in this bitches yard."

You're so cool [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ImsaKidd]

I coudlnt even read all this.

But why is there no degenerate gambling in this dream?

[samsdmf]

I read this first as ....in my room... I thought, WOW huge beat, you had a guy that wears silly hats in your room

Having re read you should kill yourself