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Old 04-19-2007, 05:55 AM
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Default PocketFives slogan

After numerous run ins with ranked players on PocketFives that I have been very unimpressed with, I have come up with a few slogans out of bitterness that I think are appropriate.

PocketFives: You gotta get lucky to win these things
PocketFives: Go all in, suckout, get ranked
PocketFives: Raise, when they adjust, raise more anyway, when they call with a better hand, win
PocketFives: Weird sized bets are ALWAYS funny
PocketFives: All in is never a bad play

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Old 04-19-2007, 05:58 AM
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PocketFives: im gay
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Old 04-19-2007, 06:02 AM
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Old 04-19-2007, 06:11 AM
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Online MTTs, winning in fame losing out on money!
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:24 AM
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Online MTTs, winning in fame losing out on money!

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QFT
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Old 04-19-2007, 06:15 AM
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What a [censored] beast. It's good that she is good at poker, pays for all those Gigolo's
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Old 04-19-2007, 04:25 PM
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» Poker Discussion » math theorists?

by cdmalgee on 4/18/2007 22:01



PokerStars Game #9493716726: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/04/18 - 21:57:18 (ET)
Table 'Elephenor II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: patledingue ($5.50 in chips)
Seat 3: duffmaster38 ($16.75 in chips)
Seat 4: cmalgee ($11.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Mcfein ($16.45 in chips)
Seat 6: TouchDownMik ($25.45 in chips)
duffmaster38: posts small blind $0.10
cmalgee: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cmalgee [3c 3s]
Mcfein: calls $0.25
TouchDownMik: folds
patledingue: calls $0.25
duffmaster38: calls $0.15
cmalgee: checks
*** FLOP *** [3h 8h 4h]
duffmaster38: checks
cmalgee: bets $1
Mcfein: calls $1
patledingue: raises $4.25 to $5.25 and is all-in
duffmaster38: folds
cmalgee: calls $4.25

I'm getting 1.90:1 on my money. I need 1.94:1 if I assume that he has the flush 100% of the time...

How much credit do you give to bluffing or any non-flush, non-set hand?

can anyone tell me if they would consider this a mathematically correct call?
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Old 04-19-2007, 04:26 PM
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Pocketfives: the only place where you can brag about making less than a 1/2 grinder does, and not get flamed.
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Old 04-19-2007, 04:27 PM
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pocketfives: every time a ranked pro sucks out, God kills a kitten
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Old 04-19-2007, 06:30 PM
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PocketFives:
Pictures to spank by.
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