Simulating sex with household furniture

[ama0330]

I'll confess, I am not as up to speed on the innerwebs as I used to be, so it's possible that this may be older than Newgrounds. If so, please flame me summarily and send me on my way. I did a search and didn't find anything about this posted before. Now that the disclaimer is out of the way...

It seems that there is a movement amongst young people to simluate rather enthusiatic and artistic sex with various items of household furniture and post it on YouTube. The best thing about it is, they are for real. I could have sworn it was a joke when I watched it but it isn't. For more wtf-ness, read the user comments where you will see like minded fangirls praising their elaborate and finely tuned techniques.

Video one, a powerfully sexy tag team:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=ht...;v=-k98bRUOb4g

Video two (truly excellent coreographed team effort):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huDnv...ed&search=

Video three, a heartfelt solo performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlCL...ed&search=

A remarkable showing from "yung stunna"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGhfp...ed&search=


I'll leave you to search for more. But may I just close by saying:




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[devilbiss]

wow that is [censored] up

edit: lol @ one of the comments "damn I wish I was that chair"

[Full-Metall]

This has to be a joke. I saw these clips a couple of days ago and I was extremely confused. Wtf is going on? Aren't they aware that they look like absolute retards? Is it possible that they are gay and are being misunderstood?

[TimTimSalabim]

Hey, isn't there a new America's Got Talent competition coming up?

[Lonhro]

Ok, I watched 45 seconds of the first clip. These people suck. Lame.

[nickg1532]

lol wtf

[jzpiano]

I only watched the first one, but seriously wtf. I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.

[TroutMaskReplica]

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I only watched the first one, but seriously wtf. I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.

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you know they've got better moves than you though

[Randal Graves]

deeply disturbing

[SNOWBALL]

these vids made me wonder if having strong abs makes for better sex. any thoughts?