all of this for....$60?

[asofel]

Some companies crack me up

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Web solutions website.
We need a website design for a web solution site. In PHP, and MySQL. Admin/ user end.
We got many services, like web design, web programming, and a logo design, and many other services.
we need a script to manage our services, and we need an orange look design.
There's a service page telling all the services we got, it should be easy modified later on with html.
each new service added, is directly added to service page.
- The pages are Static web pages
- Include a simple language file, so the site, could be working in more than two languages if wanted. (NECESSARY a MUST)
- one pages of the website is about webhosting, please make something like midphase.com or ixwebhosting.com
- include payment option through 2checkout and PayPal, cashU for the webhosting and other services, like logo packages payment for example.
- Following up who paid, his email, his name, a detailed instruction will be giving to you.
- A detailed instructions about the payment and how it works will be given to the winner programmer.
customers page >> page talking about our latest customers.
Products, a page include all the products we got (option to set this products page to off)
Latest projects page
Working-On projects page.
add/remove testimonies..
each service has its own testimonies
a contact us page, we will tell you what to include in the contact us page.
Get a quote (form), we will tell you what to include in the get a quote form.
Quick quote box (form), we will tell you where it appears, and what to include in it.a
portfolio >> different portfolio categories.
Different header for different pages, we will tell you about the headers, and what text to include in them.
Ability to search within portfolio, with industry name, we'll give you a detailed instructions to how this works.
Further description will be given to the winner.
Poll system for customers.
System Must be working well with IE, and Firefox, Opera, Netscape.
Ability for system to be integrated with VB or phpBB forum systems.
We will give you examples of some sites that has our concept.

IMPORTANT: please bid only if you are interested and don't place high bids, as we are not able to afford big bids! our budget is up to $60-70 for this project, higher bids will be ignored.. thanks for understanding.

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[rothko]

$65