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bills217 · #61 05-30-2007, 05:22 PM

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Dude post relevant chat, there must have been some [censored] being talked throughout this disaster ride.

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Not as much as you'd think. Villain never said a word. Neither did I. (I never chat.)

pot man I said, "i finally got some"
goldcowboy said, "heh"
pot man I said, "everybody but me getting it"
goldcowboy said, "he kinda acts like a chip conduit, he gathers em up and sends em out again"
pot man I said, "can't beat that"
goldcowboy said, "he's back"
pot man I said, "knew i was best pf"
goldcowboy said, "back in the saddle again, he's back in the saddle agaaaiiiinnnn"
pot man I said, "there goes my $40"
goldcowboy said, "this is better than double fpps & milestone hands"
pot man I said, "i have been playing for 7 years online and never hit a milestone hand anywhere no good for me"
luckyplayzz said, "hes back"
luckyplayzz said, "allin and lose"
luckyplayzz said, "that was my double up right there"
luckyplayzz said, "first time ive seen him fold all night"
goldcowboy said, "got the big stack, now he gets conservative"
goldcowboy said, "got something to lose"
pot man I said, "actually he just called pf one time too"
pot man I said, "figured he must have had aa when he limped pf"
pot man I said, "only raises w/2 7 off"
pot man I said, "ok lucky you not the raiser i wanted"
luckyplayzz said, "figures"
pot man I said, "know the feeling"
pot man I said, "cowboy waiting on the double up now"
goldcowboy said, "yep, licking my chops...."
goldcowboy said, "lets dance"
pot man I said, "damn he's almost even now"
goldcowboy said, "momentarily..."
pot man I said, "gotta love 1-2 with over a $200 pot avg"
goldcowboy said, "no ****"
goldcowboy said, "8 players on waiting list, we could sell our seats"
pot man I said, "they smell blood in the water"
pot man I said, "guess he put you on k4"
pot man I said, "nothing like dropping $600 in 3 hands"
pot man I said, "he folded a hand!!!!!!!!!"
pot man I said, "must have had 6 hi"
goldcowboy said, "nah, i've got it in my notes, 6 hi he pushes"
pot man I said, "bills finally got him once"
luckyplayzz said, "this guys just as bad"
goldcowboy said, "ace freakin 7 offsuit??"
pot man I said, "figured it worked the hand before for him"
luckyplayzz said, "now he folds"
luckyplayzz said, "bills keeps going allin w ace rag"
pot man I said, "but he's the favorite each time though"
pot man I said, "he finally out the hole a few dollars"
luckyplayzz said, "this guys going to get a good hand every once in a while"
imeasy2read said, "thats when he will lose"
goldcowboy said, "yeh, someone with push with 72 off and hit a boeing flop"
pot man I said, "all that to break even"
luckyplayzz said, "he palys conservative against me for some reason"
goldcowboy said, "he fears you"
luckyplayzz said, "this guys [censored] me up over here"
pot man I said, "damnit i could beat them both here"
pot man I said, "but not you"
goldcowboy said, "dibs"
pot man I said, "38 into a 1000 pot?"
goldcowboy said, "this guy is my idol"
goldcowboy said, "oh yeh, and billy too"
pot man I said, "that qj was best hand i've seen in 45 mins"
pot man I said, "but too dense to realize it all goes to rake"

(after villain leaves)

pot man I said, "arghhhhhhhhhhh"

popers · #62 05-30-2007, 05:40 PM

is his name beginning by a Q ?

Party · #63 05-30-2007, 06:16 PM

"goldcowboy said, "yeh, someone with push with 72 off and hit a boeing flop""

lol awesome

bills217 · #64 05-31-2007, 03:46 AM

So I drop down to NL100 like a good little boy, and this is my [censored] reward:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($134.75)
SB ($127.05)
BB ($296.05)
UTG ($75.65)
MP ($113.70)
Hero ($176.40)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, Button calls $4, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($16) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $7, Hero raises to $20, Button raises to $63, SB folds, BB raises to $292.05, Hero calls $152.40 (All-In), Button folds.

Turn: ($543.45) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($543.45) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $543.45

Results in white below: 
BB has Ts 4s (straight, queen high).
Hero has Qh Qd (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: BB wins $543.45. 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Button folded 88 if you were curious.)

Can someone who's good with math do a Law of Averages calculation to see how long it will be before I recoup all those buy-ins?

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