Two Plus Two Newer Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Newer Archives > 2+2 Communities > BBV4Life
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 10-15-2007, 01:35 AM
mce86 mce86 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 1,140
Default BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

so im up because im annoyed with my girlfriend.....
seeing if this would piss Aanyone off or if im just an idiot...
so, im havin sex with my gf...she's on top and were goin at it for a while....i can tell she's getting...a little dry, so i have her get off and i try to go down on her....she gets all weird and forces her legs closed and pushes me away...(she gets all self conscious) im turned off by this and decide...ah, im good and stop. now im about to continue my best weekend of poker playin ever
Would this type of crap annoy the hell out of you or what?
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 10-15-2007, 01:37 AM
edfurlong edfurlong is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Stabbing your probiscus
Posts: 13,711
Default Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

She's cheating on you.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 10-15-2007, 01:38 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Hi. My name is Rosa Kato <3
Posts: 19,541
Default Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

[ QUOTE ]
A: You suck at sex.
B: She's cheating on you.
C: Both A and B.

[/ QUOTE ]
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 10-15-2007, 01:41 AM
SuperNooB SuperNooB is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 811
Default Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

[ QUOTE ]
so im up because im annoyed with my girlfriend.....
seeing if this would piss Aanyone off or if im just an idiot...
so, im havin sex with my gf...she's on top and were goin at it for a while....i can tell she's getting...a little dry, so i have her get off and i try to go down on her....she gets all weird and forces her legs closed and pushes me away...(she gets all self conscious) im turned off by this and decide...ah, im good and stop. now im about to continue my best weekend of poker playin ever
Would this type of crap annoy the hell out of you or what?

[/ QUOTE ]
Standard ... at least you get to do it with the lights on ..IMO
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 10-15-2007, 01:47 AM
mce86 mce86 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 1,140
Default Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
A: You suck at sex.
B: She's cheating on you.
C: Both A and B.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]
dammit
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 10-15-2007, 01:47 AM
Conspire Conspire is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: The WhiteHouse Lawn
Posts: 6,031
Default Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

Jerk off on her when shes sleeping to extract revenge.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 10-15-2007, 02:03 AM
absoludicrous absoludicrous is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Photoshoppin\'
Posts: 5,578
Default Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

Spit on it...
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 10-15-2007, 02:04 AM
holdme holdme is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 100k in 20 days
Posts: 6,277
Default Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

shed prolly like cunnilingus if you bit her harder
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 10-15-2007, 02:15 AM
Smell The Glove Smell The Glove is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: healthy body / sick mind
Posts: 2,084
Default Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

next time just tie that bitch down
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 10-15-2007, 02:18 AM
tarheeljks tarheeljks is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: stone that the builder refused
Posts: 4,134
Default Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

perhaps you just suck at teh oral sex
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:23 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.