Professional Poker player looking for Assistant

[BradleyT]

They couldn't hold down a regular job because you want breakfast at 8am and then you might call them at 2pm and have them go shopping or call them at 10pm and have them go to Rubios. Too hard for her to make plans to do anything because she needs to respond to your beck and call. And then when you're out of town she's out of money.

Decent for a chick who just needs money for coke or something but not for someone who needs money to live.

[Erik W]

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Requirements....
1. You must be female
2. You must be competent
3. How do i say you cant be ugly in a nice way?
4. 18-25 years old
5. trustworthy
6. easy going
7. hard working
8. Good Cook
9. Like to shop
10. Will come here in the morning and cook breakfast a few times a week.
11. Must live within 15 minutes from Mission valley.

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You don't need an assistent, you need a hooker that can cook [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[AJackson]

THe people who think the pay is too low are idiots. THey aren't looking for a professional, full time assistant.

If you want this to work, you'll have to make the responsibilities more structured.

[grdred944]

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I posted the ad because I thought it was funny not because I was looking for personal assistants here

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You thought wrong. And after that Nanny from Minnesota just got killed as a result of answering some creeps ad on Craig's List, you are also guilty of bad timing.

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mmm finding something irrelevant and then arguing it as if it were relevant...

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LOL @ 'arguing.'

[grdred944]

Genius -- never start out a post with the word 'retards' and then follow it up with, "...their is nothing wrong with that."

DUCY?

[invisibleleadsoup]

did everyone miss that its pimpownage,that guy who used to sit out at nosebleed stakes all the time?

[Jazzy3113]

plz post the replies you get with pics.

[PITTM]

The fact that theres no pics in this thread makes me think it shouldnt exist.

[EPiPeN11]

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The fact that theres no pics in this thread makes me think it shouldnt exist.

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