Fill in the blank (bored at work!!)

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Fill in the blank, you can only answer once.

1) ________ is busto.
2) Clonie Gowen most resembles _________ from the Beverly Hillybillys.
3) The best internet player is _______.
4) The best live player is ______.
5) The best of the worst WSOP ME winners is Jamie Gold / Chris Moneymaker / Jerry Yang / Greg Raymer / Joe Hachem.
6) Who is more pathetic, FGators or Dmitri Nobles?
7) Poker pro I'd go gay for: ______.