Official October Thread: General Discussion

[jsnipes28]

WOW, my roomate just showed me Pandora online. So sick, it creates like perfect radio stations for you and it's free.

[trplthrt]

Wow, just kick me in the nuts...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Button ($926.50)
SB ($120)
Hero ($771)
UTG ($1194.75)
MP ($691.40)
CO ($1243.20)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $18</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($39) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $30</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $100</font>, CO calls $70.

Turn: ($239) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $240</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $1125.2</font>, Hero calls $413 (All-In).

River: ($2017.20) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $2017.20

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 8c 7c (straight, eight high).
CO has Ks 8s (flush, king high).
Outcome: CO wins $2017.20. </font>

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WTF is wrong with your teeth?

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[luegofuego]

Hello Little Darlings,

My ISP really does hate me. They shut me off real good. They destroyed my cable modem, they insulted me on customer support, they spilled ketchup on my finest shirt, they laughed at my poems and they told CTS to never let me borrow his diamond encrusted rolex, ever ever.

It was a striking blow, I kid you not. But I am still standing, I am still here. I still have my dignity. I haven't had this much sex in my life ever. I have never read this many novels from the 19th century ever. I have never owned this many sport jackets ever. And my new cable modem, along with a large shipment of neural stimulants, is arriving this friday. I will be back to roll my eyes at the "QQ preflop" questions and I will be back to randomly ban people from #MSNL but I will also be back with a kindness and wisdom that is by now almost a trademark of the luegofuego concern. I love you, children. I love you with all my heart.

[MatthewRyan]

no more drugs for this man

[creative]

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you flopped the nuts and got it all in

goot job!

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lol Jfish real pro's dont wait for the nuts


futuredoc85: posts small blind $5
creat!ve: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [Td Ah]
EmpireMaker2: folds
redargoe: folds
futuredoc85: raises $20 to $30
creat!ve: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [6d 9h 9c]
futuredoc85: bets $40
creat!ve: calls $40
*** TURN *** [6d 9h 9c] [Ts]
futuredoc85: checks
creat!ve: bets $105
futuredoc85: raises $215 to $320
creat!ve: raises $1199.50 to $1519.50 and is all-in
futuredoc85: calls $683 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6d 9h 9c Ts] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
futuredoc85: shows [Td Ah] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
creat!ve: mucks hand
futuredoc85 collected $2144 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2146 | Rake $2
Board [6d 9h 9c Ts Kc]
Seat 1: redargoe (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: futuredoc85 (small blind) showed [Td Ah] and won ($2144) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 5: creat!ve (big blind) mucked [5h 8h]
Seat 6: EmpireMaker2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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are you really calling me down with less than at there?

i was really surprised that you called that

shrug

[Actual God]

[ QUOTE ]
Hello Little Darlings,

My ISP really does hate me. They shut me off real good. They destroyed my cable modem, they insulted me on customer support, they spilled ketchup on my finest shirt, they laughed at my poems and they told CTS to never let me borrow his diamond encrusted rolex, ever ever.

It was a striking blow, I kid you not. But I am still standing, I am still here. I still have my dignity. I haven't had this much sex in my life ever. I have never read this many novels from the 19th century ever. I have never owned this many sport jackets ever. And my new cable modem, along with a large shipment of neural stimulants, is arriving this friday. I will be back to roll my eyes at the "QQ preflop" questions and I will be back to randomly ban people from #MSNL but I will also be back with a kindness and wisdom that is by now almost a trademark of the luegofuego concern. I love you, children. I love you with all my heart.

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[creative]

honestly doc i really dont know how you called that turn shove

im really confused if i leveled myself or you leveled me

can anyone comment on that hand?

futuredoc85: posts small blind $5
creat!ve: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [Td Ah]
EmpireMaker2: folds
redargoe: folds
futuredoc85: raises $20 to $30
creat!ve: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [6d 9h 9c]
futuredoc85: bets $40
creat!ve: calls $40
*** TURN *** [6d 9h 9c] [Ts]
futuredoc85: checks
creat!ve: bets $105
futuredoc85: raises $215 to $320
creat!ve: raises $1199.50 to $1519.50 and is all-in
futuredoc85: calls $683 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6d 9h 9c Ts] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
futuredoc85: shows [Td Ah] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
creat!ve: mucks hand
futuredoc85 collected $2144 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2146 | Rake $2
Board [6d 9h 9c Ts Kc]
Seat 1: redargoe (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: futuredoc85 (small blind) showed [Td Ah] and won ($2144) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 5: creat!ve (big blind) mucked [5h 8h]
Seat 6: EmpireMaker2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

is that a bad bluff?

[trplthrt]

Dear (poker) lord,

Why is it I start -4 buyins every session.

Please have mercy.

[mak15]

i'd just like to say that ipokeder is quite the generous and friendly hu opponent when high.