Dumb people you've slept with?

[marchron]

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Negative comments towards Jews ARE antisemantic.

Semitic languages: This family includes the ancient and modern forms of Amharic, Arabic, Aramaic, Akkadian, Ge'ez, Hebrew, Phoenician, Maltese, Tigre and Tigrinya among others.

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Am I being leveled?

[DrewDevil]

There was a similar thread a while back, and my favorite story was from the guy who accidentally left his cell phone in his GF's car. When he got home, he called her and said he would pick it up tomorrow. When he picked it up the next day, he had a text message from his GF: "I have your phone."

[mecbluefugate]

My girlfriend is really smart, but one time we were talking and...

ME: I think I'd like to go to school in Texas...
HER: I don't really like Texas. I like Oklahoma though...
ME: Uh, whats so different about them? They are right next to each other...
HER: ARE YOU S****** ME!? Oklahoma is nowhere near Texas!

[Sephus]

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There was a similar thread a while back, and my favorite story was from the guy who accidentally left his cell phone in his GF's car. When he got home, he called her and said he would pick it up tomorrow. When he picked it up the next day, he had a text message from his GF: "I have your phone."

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awesome

[ClassicBob]

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Negative comments towards Jews ARE antisemantic.

Semitic languages: This family includes the ancient and modern forms of Amharic, Arabic, Aramaic, Akkadian, Ge'ez, Hebrew, Phoenician, Maltese, Tigre and Tigrinya among others.

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Budget Boy, were you sleeping with kagame?

[uberoval]

Lets get this thread back on target.

The girlfriend of around 10 months still thinks there are 52 states. We argued about this on our second date I think. She is still standing firm that Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico are states. I am pretty sure she thought Cuba is a state too.

She is 38 w/ a body of a 18 yr old and is awesome in the sack so i am not pressing the issue too much.

[CalledDownLight]

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Wait, your jewish? You still celebrate christmas right?

Your Jewish, you do believe in Jesus though?

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This is retarded. I know multiple Jews who do celebrate Christmas as well as Buddhists and Hindus. Its a secular holiday to many people so thats not even a bad question.

Also, from the conversations I've had with several Jews they believe that Jesus did indeed exist although he wasn't the Savior or whatever. He was a man who lived at some point in history though, according to them. Thus, these Jews also believe in Jesus.

Sounds like this girl is miles above you in intelligence. Hopefully she'll post.

[xorbie]

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Wait, your jewish? You still celebrate christmas right?

Your Jewish, you do believe in Jesus though?

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This is retarded. I know multiple Jews who do celebrate Christmas as well as Buddhists and Hindus. Its a secular holiday to many people so thats not even a bad question.

Also, from the conversations I've had with several Jews they believe that Jesus did indeed exist although he wasn't the Savior or whatever. He was a man who lived at some point in history though, according to them. Thus, these Jews also believe in Jesus.

Sounds like this girl is miles above you in intelligence. Hopefully she'll post.

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Sounds like the girl is ignorant and you are a huge nit.

[TripleH68]

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There was a similar thread a while back, and my favorite story was from the guy who accidentally left his cell phone in his GF's car. When he got home, he called her and said he would pick it up tomorrow. When he picked it up the next day, he had a text message from his GF: "I have your phone."

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HOOHA!

[bluesbassman]

Every time I masturbate.