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10-13-2007, 01:30 PM
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Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
This chick was my boss for awhile (I mention this in hopes of redemption) and and we end up hooking up at my going away party. The next morning she goes to use the bathroom. Now in said bathroom in addition to his Robocop shrine, my roommate has his William and Mary diploma in its snobby latin hanging upside down over the toilet.
Woman comes out of bathroom and asks “Why is your roommates diploma over the toilet?” “Oh he’s just making a statement. “Why is it written in a funny language?” Incident no 2. This outreach organization I work for is holding a lunch. While there this woman who is a lobbyist for the American Cancer association is telling us about her hometown. Apparently it was a big tobacco town, and the beauty queen was crowned “Miss Nicoretta” She points out how ironic it is that she won this competion and now works for the ACA. Five minutes later while on a whole other subject, the bathroom girl, turns around and goes “That doesn’t make any sense, Miss Nicoretta is just like nicotine.” Lunch conversation; dead. Please tell me I didn’t sleep with the dumbest human being on earth and that someone else out there has met worse. 
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#2
10-13-2007, 01:35 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year.
I got plenty of others that are worse, let me think.
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10-13-2007, 01:42 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
your mother obv
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10-13-2007, 01:58 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
I've had over 100 one night stands easily and probably 75% of them were with dumb girls. I'm married now, so the one nighters are few and far between but the best was when a girl and I would wake up and I would make up different excuses for why they had to leave NOW and they would believe them. The most far out was when I told a girl that a squirrel chewed through the phone line and she had to leave immediately because I had to go to the phone company because I was expecting an extremely important phone call. She knew I had a cell phone and didnt even question it. I gave her my old number that was no longer in service and when I saw her out again, she said she called but the number wasnt in service. I told her that the squirrel caused a ton of damage and our phone line still wasnt working.
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#6
10-14-2007, 07:36 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
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I've had over 100 one night stands easily and probably 75% of them were with dumb girls. I'm married now, so the one nighters are few and far between but the best was when a girl and I would wake up and I would make up different excuses for why they had to leave NOW and they would believe them. The most far out was when I told a girl that a squirrel chewed through the phone line and she had to leave immediately because I had to go to the phone company because I was expecting an extremely important phone call. She knew I had a cell phone and didnt even question it. I gave her my old number that was no longer in service and when I saw her out again, she said she called but the number wasnt in service. I told her that the squirrel caused a ton of damage and our phone line still wasnt working. [/ QUOTE ] so not only are you fulla poo....but ur a cheater too?? and claim to be a multi time cheater?? awesome!! u are soooo cool!! There are no words for what I think u are... and the girl probably didnt buy the excuse...she just didnt care enough to question it... Side note: Im usually the dumb girl...ill go ahead and say it before everyone else does [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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10-13-2007, 02:12 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
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This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year. I got plenty of others that are worse, let me think. [/ QUOTE ] hahahaah, that is awesome more please
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#9
10-13-2007, 02:17 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
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[ QUOTE ] This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year. I got plenty of others that are worse, let me think. [/ QUOTE ] hahahaah, that is awesome more please [/ QUOTE ] I was with her on the beach in California watching the sunset and she asked which direction west was.
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#10
10-13-2007, 02:32 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
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We had collected various sizes of robocop toys [/ QUOTE ] wait who was the dumb person in this story? =P also wtf is a 'william and mary diploma'? btw prediction: 90% of responses will be guys talking about situations where girls pretended to be dumb in order to let the guy think he was the 'smart one' and get the guy in to bed. just sayin....
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