You know you're a poker degen when...

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1) You have replaced your daily routine of sh*t/shower/shave with sit/sulk/shove

2) You refer to your friends by their usernames or handles

3) You haven't styled your hair in over 8 months

4) You've had over 3 conversations debating with someone that poker "isn't gambling"

5) You check the 2+2 forums more than your home mailbox

6) You have nightmares and wake up sweating and yelling "HE'S RIGHT, he DID say TOP TOP!"

Keep 'em comin...

[Spechel EDD]

stop posting

[kemystery]

[*]squeeze one off whenever Karina Jett buys into a $5+1 Razz tourney on FT

[GTBMuckface]

LOSE EVERY POT ALL DAY LONG TO 92
SDL;KGL;'ASK
ASDG;
'ASGF
'ADFG
'SDF;G'SDF;G

[Kingz22]

When your mini fridge is by your desk, full of food for the week, you DON'T have to stand up to consume any of it, and you brilliantly have empty water gallons to p*ss in whenever you have to (Definitely bonus for male cardplayers);

When it's the most annoying burden for you to go to the bathroom for option number 2;

When you play so many tables that you honestly witness the AA vs KK preflop classic at least 7 times a day;

When you've had a dream about poker, without fail, at least once a week;

When you've had a dream about your mom spanking you when she coincidentally bumped into you at Foxwoods (she was there for a concert)

[markdeeznutz]

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stop posting

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[keikiwai]

when you click mouse lose house

[fearless2k]

lol

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LOSE EVERY POT ALL DAY LONG TO 92
SDL;KGL;'ASK
ASDG;
'ASGF
'ADFG
'SDF;G'SDF;G

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[JSmith2007]

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