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Old 03-15-2007, 12:07 AM
RiverFenix RiverFenix is offline
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Default RiverFenix\'s random advice, learnings, truths, etc about women.

The following are generalizations. They’re always exceptions but I believe these to be true to 95%+ of the hetero female population. I’m no expert so feel free to disagree. All of these are based off of women under 25. Feel free to agree, disagree, add more, whatever.

If sharing a bed sleep be the one that sleeps closer to the door. This makes her feel safer because she has subconscious crazy thoughts of someone attacking her in the night and youre in front of the person and offer protection.

If walking down the street be the one that walks closer to the street. This makes her feel safer because she has subconscious crazy thoughts of a car hitting her and you’re in front of the car and offer protection.

You don’t have to open the door for her, but you should. Always hold it open for her.

Women associate so much more with smell than men do. Even a simple scent can trigger tons of memories. Always smell good.

A spritz of cologne in the hair before you go out is key. That is if you don’t have fancypants smelling shampoo.

If you’ve ever had multiple hookups with one female and she takes it slow with you sexually it’s because she really likes you and doesn’t want to be considered a whore or have her feelings let down before she gets too attached to you. Or she’s extremely religious, or 14. This should be obvious but some people think it is more based on something about them instead of her feelings.

If you can make her laugh, then you can make her do anything. Stupid quote a lot of women know but it’s extremely true. Having a great sense of humor is so underrated by guys I know. It is better to be the one making her laugh as opposed to the person that makes the group laugh – being able to do both is even better.

If you don’t have a favorite book, author, movie, and song she will think less of you. She has all of these and would love to talk to you about them if you’re generally interested.

Her dad had more of an influence on her than anyone else in her life. Finding out what her relationship was like with her father was will give insight into so many of her personality traits.

She is a better liar than you will ever be.

Depending on the situation she may never want to hear about the time you cheated if it was a one night stand.

She you’re hooking up with her and she asks you to cum in a certain place it is for one of three reasons
1) Cosmo/friend/something told her that she thinks you’ll find it because it’s like being in a porn.
2) She is really, really enjoying the lay and the thought to have you finish there just popped into her head and she wants to end on that great note
3) She has an odd fetish and prefers for you to do that (least likely!)

If you’ve ever wondered why she has a boyfriend, friend, ex that most would consider pathetic it’s because she thinks she can help him and change him. By showing her genuine reasons why you need her she is more likely to get attached as she fulfills her innate need to help. It also gives her confidence.

Girls either genuinely like giving head or they do it because they expect something in return.

They’re tons of songs that get all women to think about sex. The song could do it for a variety of reasons: it’s hot, the lyrics are endearing, it’d be good to have sex to, she could strip to it, etc. Some broad ones off the top of my head are
Glycerine – Bush
Closer – NIN
D’yer Mak’er – Led Zeppelin
Sic Transit Gloria…Glory Fades – Brand New
Colorblind – Counting Crows
Talk Show Host - Radiohead

They’re two types of women in the world, those who like to be fingered and those who prefer oral. Most like both, but every single one has a preference. Women who like to be eaten out believe they are princesses. It’s harder to find a word to classify women who prefer to be fingered but in general they’re more sexually aggressive, like alpha males, and are more self-confident.
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Old 03-15-2007, 12:15 AM
Kneel B4 Zod Kneel B4 Zod is offline
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Default Re: RiverFenix\'s random advice, learnings, truths, etc about women.

I agree with lots here. but I'll sum it up:

- girls are [censored] crazy. all of them.
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Old 03-15-2007, 12:33 AM
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Her dad had more of an influence on her than anyone else in her life. Finding out what her relationship was like with her father was will give insight into so many of her personality traits.


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These are merely the truest words that hath ever been spoken.
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Old 03-15-2007, 12:53 AM
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The only thing I can add from living with 4 girls at one point, when they meet a guy at a bar and he dosent call right away, like 2-3 days It drives them crazy and makes them want the guy more. Common sense, but true.
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:11 AM
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Default Re: RiverFenix\'s random advice, learnings, truths, etc about women.

"They’re two types of women in the world, those who like to be fingered and those who prefer oral. Most like both, but every single one has a preference. Women who like to be eaten out believe they are princesses. It’s harder to find a word to classify women who prefer to be fingered but in general they’re more sexually aggressive, like alpha males, and are more self-confident."

I think you have it backwards here. Usually the women who like to get eaten out like it because they feel like they are in control over the guy. In my experience, the girls who liked being fingered usually lacked a backbone or were too self conscious to voice their opinions (especially in the bed). The ones who like to get eaten out usually are the ones that are more confident, and usually a lot better in bed too.
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:29 AM
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The only thing I can add from living with 4 girls at one point, when they meet a guy at a bar and he dosent call right away, like 2-3 days It drives them crazy and makes them want the guy more. Common sense, but true.

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I agree with this, because listen, if a girl gave u her number and genuinly wants to hear from you, she shouldnt mind if you call the next day or that night, whichever. but if u do wait, it does cause them to want you more. that and you know, frankly, I got my own [censored] and life going on, and Ill call when I have time to hang out.
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:33 AM
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btw good music choices. for NIN Id like to add
1. Where is Everybody? (Fragile - Second disc)
2. The Mark has been made (Fragile - Second disc) (this is an excellent [censored] song, it really heats up half way in, but its a hell of a thing to screw to)

there really should be a thread on the music choices to [censored] to, to make love to, etc. I consider myself a conisour in this area, I used to have all sorts of playlists set up for whatever happened to be in the sauce that day.

eidt - oh yeah, throw in A Perfect Lie (the Gabriel and Dresden Remix) by Engine Room, off the nip tuck soundtrack.
Dirge by Death in Vegas is good too. For those not in the know it was the song in the Black Dahlia trailer.
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:34 AM
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Default Re: RiverFenix\'s random advice, learnings, truths, etc about women.

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She is a better liar than you will ever be.

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I don't think this one is true, a lot of girls I know are incredibly bad liars.
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:50 AM
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What if she doesn't know her Dad? Then what? What does that say about her personality traits?
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:53 AM
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Default Re: RiverFenix\'s random advice, learnings, truths, etc about women.

Good love music:

"Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" by Barry White
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