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ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
WATCH IT HERE
COTTON: Las Vegas... A city built around sand, broken dreams, and $5 lobster.... A city where you can get a happy ending, but only if you pay a little extra... A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series, and World War II combined... LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS... It's the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open, here on ESPN 8 - The Ocho! Bringing you the finest in seldom seen sports from around the globe since 1999! If it's alllllllmost a sport, we've got it here! Well, helloooooooooooooooooooooo everybody and welcome to this year's International Dodgeball Open....brought to you exclusively here on ESPN, The Ocho! We are coming to you LIVE from the Las Vegas University Learning Annex! My name is Cotton McKnight and with me as always is my partner in crime, Pepper Brooks. We're looking at a biiiiiiiiiig showdown here today, folks, between the Average Joe's and the Purple Cobras. PEPPER: This one's for all the marbles in the bank. COTTON: We're looking at a twist this year, folks. The four Cobras have announced their intention to wear Average Joe's uniforms in the finals, so no one will know for sure who is on whose team! My God, the possibilities are endlessly flabbergasting! PEPPER: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them. COTTON: With the Average Joe's tonight is Patches O'Houlihan, always with them in spirit, but tonight actually manifesting himself as a player on the court! He'll be fighting tooth and nail alongside the Average Joe's, trying to identify those Purple Cobras before it's too late. We'll take a break after each period so that the Purple Cobras can DEFINITELY NOT knock off one Average Joe,since that's against regulations, and so that Patches can get a real good look at the players on the court. PEPPER: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton. COTTON: Well, the game will begin in a few minutes, at which time all the players on the court will be able to deliberate and choose who to eliminate from the match! We will see if the amazing Average Joe's Cinderella story dances on as they work their way to $50,000! PEPPER: I'm itching all over, Cotton. PLAYER LIST: amplify Boiler_bd chim17 chuckleslovakian DMBFan23 dmk GetThere1Time HisBoyElroy Iron_Yuppie Kumubou metsandfinsfan nuggetz87 ScottHoward VoraciousReader vox wdcbooks worthless WATCH IT HERE |
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Re: ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
ATTENTION
THERE HAS BEEN A LINEUP CHANGE! DMK HAS REPLACED TOKYO!! ON THE COURT, AS TOKYO HAS NOT OPENED HIS PM IN THE ALLOTTED TIME. THE FIRST PERIOD BEGINS SOON. |
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Re: ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
WATCH IT HERE
COTTON: It's time for the championship match, folks, and we've seen it all here, folks. It's all come down to this, a Cinderella story. Average Joe's gymnasium hopes to drive their vorpal blade, snickersnack, deep into the heart of the jabberwock that is the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and walk away with $50,000 in stone cold cash. PEPPER: It's all on the table now, Cotton. COTTON: The two teams come here today, dressed as one, but underneath they are as different as apples and nuclear bombs. PEPPER: You can't hug your children with nuclear bombs, Cotton. COTTON: Right you are, Pep. And THERE'S THE WHISTLE! THE TWO TEAMS MAY NOW POST! One player will be eliminated today. Will it be an Average Joe? A Purple Cobra? Stay tuned to ESPN 8, the Ocho! THE FIRST PERIOD WILL LAST 25 MINUTES! WATCH IT HERE |
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Re: ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
vote amplify
change to Boiler bd change to chim17 change to chuckleslovakian change to DMBFan23 change to GetThere1Time change to HisBoyElroy change to Iron_Yuppie change to Kumubou change to metsandfinsfan change to nuggetz87 change to DMK change to VoraciousReader change to vox change to wdcbooks change to worthless |
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Re: ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
OMG BEST THEME EVER. when this is over i'm so watching that movie
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Re: ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
knock VR in the head with a slicer
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Re: ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
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vote amplify change to Boiler bd change to chim17 change to chuckleslovakian change to DMBFan23 change to GetThere1Time change to HisBoyElroy change to Iron_Yuppie change to Kumubou change to metsandfinsfan change to nuggetz87 change to DMK change to VoraciousReader change to vox change to wdcbooks change to worthless [/ QUOTE ] Explain your vote and each one of your subsequent changes, individually please. |
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Re: ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
vote vox
this game should be great. |
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Re: ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
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knock VR in the head with a slicer [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Ouchtown, population you, bro! |
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Re: ZOMG! IT\'S THE DODGEBALL TURBO!
dammit my flash player has to be upgraded!
vote yuppie |
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