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#2
11-28-2007, 06:26 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
He's just too obvious.
His trick of making 100s of posts in the german/french forums to boost his post count is pretty money though. Also yeah, bizzaro oot isn't as weird when there's a dude who is dedicated to horse porn and bloody mangled [censored]. 
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#3
11-28-2007, 06:28 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
Dids,
Just admit you get your jollies out of seeing mangled dicks and nuking the thread before a co-worker walks in on you nuking the thread. This is quite possibly related to the thrill of public fornication.
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11-28-2007, 06:39 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
My dad is awesome in many ways. But the coolest and most memorable story I ever heard was about my granddad. My g-mom always reminisces about him (he's been dead for 20 years) and told me about the first time he asked her on a date. They went to dinner and a movie, he walked her home, dropped her off and said "I'm going to marry you, you know." She thought he was crazy. What a pimp.
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11-28-2007, 07:14 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
[ QUOTE ]
My dad is awesome in many ways. But the coolest and most memorable story I ever heard was about my granddad. My g-mom always reminisces about him (he's been dead for 20 years) and told me about the first time he asked her on a date. They went to dinner and a movie, he walked her home, dropped her off and said "I'm going to marry you, you know." She thought he was crazy. What a pimp. [/ QUOTE ] Thank you for reminding me of a great Dad story. My parents were best friends in high school. They sat together on the bus, talking about their romances, etc. Dad went away to school and they kept in touch writing. At some point while he was gone he decided that she was the one. He came home for a visit. She was engaged. He tells her, "I'm going to come calling on you on Saturday." "You better not." she replies. "Bill, (the fiance), is going to be there." "I don't care. I'm telling you now that I will be there to call on you." Sure enough, he shows up. The three of them sit uncomfortably in the living room together for a while. Finally she gets up and calls Bill into the kitchen. She gives him the ring back. The rest is history.
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11-28-2007, 07:16 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
I feel sad for Bill.
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#10
11-28-2007, 07:30 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
When my father and mother started dating, my dad was 40 and my mom was 20. This made my dad like three years younger than my mother's parents, and needless to say, they were not very happy that their little girl was now dating a 40 year old. Then add in the fact that my father was a hippie with hair halfway down his back and the only thing consistent about his job background was the inconsistency of it.
He was a writer and a poet and an actor she told them, but they thought he was a full of crap hippie. He was from California and he was telling stories of how he wrote plays and songs and knew movie stars, etc. Again, they thought this was all BS, a story that they couldn't refute but that their daughter, my mom, was eating up with a spoon. Then, the first time my dad met them, they finish an extremely tense and awkward dinner and sit down to watch some television to ease the tension a bit, and the first thing that pops up on the TV is a rerun of the Merv Griffin Show. It's not on for ten seconds when my dad pops up on the television as a guest on the show. My dad just sits there coolly and says "Oh hey, I never saw this one. Forgot that I was in it." My mother's parents just sat there speechless. It's now been 27 years and I think they've finally warmed to him a little, but picturing my grandfather just grinding his teeth at the luck of my dad coming on the tv like that is hilarious to me.
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