Update for Tuq and Bison

[slim]

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good job slim. Why do you need to wait to get a place of your own? Don't pander to Tuq and Bison. Just focus on nailing the flight attendant.

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Let's just say I have a good reason not to poker her in a motel room.....

[niss]

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good job slim. Why do you need to wait to get a place of your own? Don't pander to Tuq and Bison. Just focus on nailing the flight attendant.

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Let's just say I have a good reason not to poker her in a motel room.....

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Assuming it is what I think it is ... no, you don't.

[slim]

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good job slim. Why do you need to wait to get a place of your own? Don't pander to Tuq and Bison. Just focus on nailing the flight attendant.

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Let's just say I have a good reason not to poker her in a motel room.....

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Assuming it is what I think it is ... no, you don't.

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Well...how about the fact I might go limp in that kind of situation. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[niss]

You're worried about a little noise? I don't know about you, but if I have a naked 25-year old flight attendant in front of me begging me to boink away, not even her ass sounding like the revving of a Harley Davidson is going to keep me from taking care of business.

Jesus, just do it in the shower, or stuff a sock in her mouth.

[Boris]

Slim you sound a bit nervous concerning your ability to perform. I would buy a book off of Amazon or something that gives instructions on how to sex. Then watch some porn so you don't feel so uptight. then Bang.

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Slim you sound a bit nervous concerning your ability to perform. I would buy a book off of Amazon or something that gives instructions on how to sex. Then watch some porn so you don't feel so uptight. then Bang.

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There is some truth to that. I guess that's how it is when u are 13 yrs older than a horny young flight attendant and u haven't had good sex in almost 2 decades and ur wife cheated on u. All that....and I'm about as goody goody as they come. Never in a million years did I imagine being in this situation. Maybe I need some Tony Robbins tapes.

[TripleH68]

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Slim you sound a bit nervous concerning your ability to perform. I would buy a book off of Amazon or something that gives instructions on how to sex. Then watch some porn so you don't feel so uptight. then Bang.

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There is some truth to that. I guess that's how it is when u are 13 yrs older than a horny young flight attendant and u haven't had good sex in almost 2 decades and ur wife cheated on u. All that....and I'm about as goody goody as they come. Never in a million years did I imagine being in this situation.

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This is why she wants you.

You have stumbled into a situation where the truth will help you.

[Keepitsimple]

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Slim you sound a bit nervous concerning your ability to perform. I would buy a book off of Amazon or something that gives instructions on how to sex. Then watch some porn so you don't feel so uptight. then Bang.

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wow bad move imo. watching porn makes you desensitized. you will not feel anything. best is to stay away from porn for atleast 3 days before you sex a lady. then you can probably [censored] even the ugliest without alcohol. viagra might help too.

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You're worried about a little noise? I don't know about you, but if I have a naked 25-year old flight attendant in front of me begging me to boink away, not even her ass sounding like the revving of a Harley Davidson is going to keep me from taking care of business.

Jesus, just do it in the shower, or stuff a sock in her mouth.

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No....it's not the noise. I guess I'll have to spell it out. My wife was getting stuffed by her boss in a sleazy motel.

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Well that's not as obvious, but I have an obvious solution. Don't choose a sleazy hotel. Splurge for a nice place, preferably one right next to a pancake house. Problem solved.