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Old 05-19-2006, 11:42 PM
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Post an Axiom of Limit Poker!

Whenever I get..

- a straight draw, the turn will pair one of my cards.

- a pair of pocket ducks, the flop will contain a 3

- a pair of pocket treys, the floip will contain a 2

Not that it hurts my winrate, but THIS CANīT BE A COINCIDENCE! RIGGED!!!
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:44 PM
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AJ = Q high flop and being checkraised.
AA has 1% equity vs. any hand on a 78J two-suited flop.
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:55 PM
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No matter how hot she is, dumping your stack to her repeatedly is -NOT- going to get you laid.
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:12 AM
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No matter how dumb she is, burning your stack to her repeatedly is -NOT- going to get you laid.

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FYP
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:21 AM
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whenever you are dealt KK no matter what you bet or raise the flop will be AQQ

Dueces always end up beating AA DUHHHHH
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:23 AM
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Limit hold'em is a complete sham.
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:26 AM
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oh yeah

never, ever, EVER play at a table with a guy who has a username of xXxTeDDyKGB6969xXx

ever
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:27 AM
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Every time your bankroll is large enough to justify moving up, you will move up and run bad.
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:28 AM
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Running good is the first step to running bad.
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:28 AM
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poker sucks
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