Ask a White Guy Thread (UK)

[tiger_hall]

I am making this thread because I think equality should be on 2+2 forums... There is a "Ask a Black Guy thread" so there should be a white one...

A few things:

1)I'm not your typical White man. I was born in England and I was raised in England. So i dont know what the deal is with drinking coffee and all this [censored] about the queen who I really detest.

2)I've never lived anywhere else. I dont listen to Cliff Richard or Phil Collins

3)I dont speak in a rhyming slang or posh like 99% of England dont.

4)I've never had sex with a black chick in my life. Only whites, natives and Asians.

5)I enjoy Football (soccer to Americans trying to change the name because we colonised you) i dont follow Croquet.

6) Writing this makes me think that I am not English because i dont follow any stereotypes.

Ask me anything you want and you will get an answer.. Pics below

[the crabs]

Why do engalnd people call balls bullocks?

[mbillie1]

cup'a tea govena?

[tiger_hall]

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Why do engalnd people call balls bullocks?

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bollocks u mean?
Anglo Saxon origin, meaning testicles.
Examples... "thats complete bollocks" = thats rubbish what you are saying
you buy a gun that doesnt work or shoot well = "this is bollocks"
"bollocks"= a misfortune... like dropping a plate that smashes,
"dogs bollocks"= something that is really good.. i.e this burger is the dogs bollocks (not literally)

[tiger_hall]

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cup'a tea govena?

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WTF?? this is an example of stereotypes.. this is old victorian english from things such as Oliver.. NOBODY in England talks like this anymore but Tea is so popular.. especially any practical (hands on, builders) workers who drink like 4 cups of tea a day..

[Lurker.]

will you leave after this thread?

[stazbornak2]

sup with white chocolate? didn't think you could get that racist and you owe us an apology

[tiger_hall]

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will you leave after this thread?

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no i wont be leaving.. will your period be happening soon? is a question for you

[Lurker.]

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will you leave after this thread?

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no i wont be leaving.. will your period be happening soon? is a question for you

[/ QUOTE ]i get it on the 13th, right before rakeback LDO. Too bad those poles didnt affect you as badly as they did bmwguy

[tiger_hall]

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sup with white chocolate? didn't think you could get that racist and you owe us an apology

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i have never slepped with a black female but i want to... where i live the population of black people is not that high so chances of me meeting a black female is low...