Brag - I PWN FLIES 4EVA LDO

[Donkey-Milker]

YEAH WHAT? BEYATCH FLIES DON'T KNOW [censored] ABOUT MA RAID DO DEY?

THINK DEY CAN SIT ON MY 40 INCH SONY VRAVIA HD LCD TV? NA THAT [censored] COST £2000. BUT I WON'T SPRAY THEM ON THAT. I WAITZ TILL THEY IS ON TEH FLOOR. OR MID AIR.... BUT THAT TAKES MORE SKILL.

I PAUSED MY SOPRANOS EPISODE ON MY SKYHD AND WENT AFTER THEM ALL OF THEM. FOR 4 [censored] DAYS THEY HAVE FLOWN AROUND MY TV AND LAPTOP.

AND I STILL CRUSHED $50NL. BUT NOW THEY ARE GONE. HOPE THEY TELL THEIR FRIENDS.

MAN YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME. IN MY BOXERS AND T-SHIRT... JUMPING AROUND MY LOUNGE LIKE A NINJA.

'cliffs' as teh yanks say : OP kills flies while pausing Sopranos.