Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

[B2_eBoogaloo]

Igni!

We staggered KOTKP by days per your request, yet you refused to join. You also needed to defend your bounty / superman moneys. !

[bennyhana]

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Oh, and hey, hi all.


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sup iggy!?!

dusting off your pirate costume for the holiday coming up?

[Ignignokt]

I remember I was all excited about playing the razz tourney but by the time I got home from work and sat down it was already going. Other than that, well, I don't even want to talk about that weekend.

Vegas in January may happen for me this year, if anyone feels like joining me I'll keep you posted.

Edit: Hey Ben! This year it's the 8-inch platform glitter boots (my inner glam rocker roolz). I'll see if I can sustain my tradition of leaving with hot Eastern European women.

[scpi10]

I decided to do a 15bb challenge on stars tonight. Stars was happy to take my action and reward me with cards that are diffrent colors and multiple combinations of picture card and a 2 or 3. LOLcardeadaments. vpip 12.5 over 100 hands. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[scpi10]

Are you aloud to raise pf and hit a pair on stars or is that just a myth?

edit:sorry about the whining it ends now

[janne_oksanen]

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Are you aloud to raise pf and hit a pair on stars or is that just a myth?


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Amen brotha! I've been wondering that myself for the past week.

[milesdyson]

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Hand #1
PokerStars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (9.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (9.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, SB calls $0.35 (all in).

River: (15.70 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


Final Pot: 15.70 BB

Results:
Hero shows Ad, 3c (a full house, Aces full of Threes).
SB shows Qd, 8h (a pair of Aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.20 BB.

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<font color="blue">river cap a+</font>

Hand #2
PokerStars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, Button folds.

River: (6.75 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG caps!</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14.75 BB

Results:
Hero shows Td, 9d (a straight, Seven to Jack).
UTG shows As, 9c (a straight, Five to Nine).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.25 BB.

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<font color="blue">standard actually </font>

Hand #3
PokerStars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP calls, CO calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls.

Turn: (5.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, Button folds.

River: (7.75 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls.

Final Pot: 9.75 BB

Results:
Hero shows 3c, Ac (a pair of Aces).
MP mucks Kh, 8h.
Outcome: Hero wins 9.30 BB.

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<font color="blue"> because i am usually bluffing </font>

Hand #4
PokerStars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

CO posts a blind of $0.5

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls, CO calls.

Flop: (8.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, CO checks, Hero checks.

Turn: (4.00 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, CO checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises</font>, BB folds, CO folds, Hero calls.

River: (8.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Ac, Jc (two pair, Aces and Sixes).
SB shows Qd, 2d (a pair of Sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.55 BB.

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<font color="blue"> pf/turn debatable. hard to not play passive 9-tabling. but he reps nothing on river holla. </font>

Hand #5
PokerStars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Hold'em - 3 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (3.00 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls, Button calls.

River: (6.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Qh, Ks (two pair, Kings and Sevens).
Button shows 4h, As (a pair of Sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.55 BB.

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<font color="blue"> [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ok [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]</font>

Hand #6
PokerStars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (8.00 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP calls, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (10.00 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, CO calls, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP calls, CO calls, <font color="#FF0000">SB caps!</font>, Hero calls, MP calls, CO calls.

River: (26.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Final Pot: 30.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows 3s, 3c (three of a kind, Threes).
MP mucks Qd, Qc.
CO mucks 8c, As.
SB shows 8d, 7s (two pair, Eights and Sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 29.50 BB.

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<font color="blue">cap k7o pf and check on great flop. also kk gets valuetowned.</font>

Hand #7
PokerStars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB caps!</font>, BB folds, CO calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (13.00 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#FF0000">CO 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, SB calls.

Turn: (11.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#FF0000">CO 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, SB calls.

River: (20.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, CO checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls $0.30 (all in), CO calls.

Final Pot: 21.60 BB

Results:
Hero shows As, Ad (a pair of Aces).
SB mucks 7d, Kh.
CO mucks Kc, Ks.
Outcome: Hero wins 20.40 BB.

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<font color="blue">duh overpairs are better than any other pairs </font>

Hand #8
PokerStars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, MP calls, CO folds, Button folds, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, MP folds, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn: (3.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#FF0000">UTG caps!</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

River: (15.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 17.50 BB

Results:
Hero shows 6c, 7h (a straight, Four to Eight).
UTG mucks Td, Tc.
Outcome: Hero wins 17.00 BB.

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<font color="blue">this is why i was up like 60bets at one of my tables</font>

Hand #9
PokerStars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises</font>, Button folds, SB folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks, <font color="#FF0000">CO bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks, <font color="#FF0000">CO bets</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, CO calls, Hero calls.

River: (10.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 16.75 BB

Results:
Hero shows Ac, 4c (a flush, Ace high).
UTG mucks 6d, As.
Outcome: Hero wins 16.25 BB.

[train.]

two tables of holdem and sometimes two tables of horse, but usually just one horse. i used to four table 6.50 turbos but I cut them back to two too. and lately i'm down to only two hours a week. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[bennyhana]

LOL @ Farty McSimmons. What a retard.

[scpi10]

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LOL @ Farty McSimmons. What a retard.

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That was ine of the funniest things I ever read. 2 people openly admitting to scamming each other.