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Re: Post your absurd attacks on Ron Paul here
Sumbitch. Knew I should've looked droit du whatever up.
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Ron Paul's first act of office will be creating a "national baby punching day".
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Ron Paul says that if elected he will reinstate an apocryphal supposed medieval custom in which the lord of the manor would have the right to have sexual intercourse with newly married women on their weddings nights.
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Also, Ron Paul wants to replace all crunchy peanut butter with smooth peanut butter because the Founding Fathers didn't have the technology to make smooth peanut butter.
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Ron Paul will make Chuck Norris Vice President and then run away to the moon with Elvis and Tupac
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He's got that wierd anti-government thing, but other than that he's ok I guess.
(Seriously though, RP goes further than I would, but I've been to two NYC fundraisers and walk around with a Ron Paul 2008 button on my bag. Keep this in mind the next time you get the impression that I'm an authoritarian goon, AC'ers.) |
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Ron Paul likes it in door number 2....how 'bout you?
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Ron Paul claims, once president, he will have the right of prima noctis on any new brides. [/ QUOTE ] obvious joke? coincidence? or claunchy subliminal french scholar? |
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Unlike other candidates, Ron Paul promises to take everybody's ponies away.
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Ron Paul will make Chuck Norris Vice President [/ QUOTE ] Actually a plausible claim if applied to one of the other candidates... Mike Huckabee is Chuck Norris Approved (by Chuck Norris) Mike Huckabee Resurrected Since Chuck Norris Endorsement |
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