post a joke

[Tony_P]

let's do it again.... post a joke. it can be cheesy, dirty, offensive, or (preferably) all three.

[Tony_P]

Three guys are walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar, the third ducks.

[diebitter]

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let's do it again.... post a joke. it can be cheesy, dirty, offensive, or (preferably) all three.

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How do you get a witch pregnant?

You [censored] her.

[Lafortezza]

[Clarkmeister]

3 Tomato.................ketchup

[fluxrad]

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They fall through the holes in his hands.

[whiskeytown]

Why do women fake orgasms?

Cause they think we care.

RB

[diebitter]

[ethan]

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Why do women fake orgasms?

Cause they think we care.

RB

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I prefer this joke as:

How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?
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Who cares!

[Banks2334]

Woman goes in for plastic surgery and comes out with no ears. She wanted her love handles removed.