3 Men charged with attempted sexual assault on corpse

[marchron]

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Well, I'd definitely hit it alive. But, you know, I'm not an expert on human bodily decomposition and enbalming, what state's she in after a week? Plus, you know, rigor mortis and all that [censored].

[prohornblower]

Age Progression at time of Munging:

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Verdict: Would still hit, if legal.

[unbluffable]

the pic changes everything

[Jack Bando]

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Well, I'd definitely hit it alive. But, you know, I'm not an expert on human bodily decomposition and enbalming, what state's she in after a week? Plus, you know, rigor mortis and all that [censored].

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From what I remember from biology class and what wiki confirms, rigor is temporary, it wears off in less than a day. I'd be more worried about getting some weird disease and redifing the term crotch rot.

[glorfindel]

MMMMMMMM, formaldehyde.

[bobbyi]

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Radke allegedly confessed and said that the incident was an elaborate plan to have sex with the corpse. He told authorities that Nicholas Grunke asked him to help dig up Tennessen's grave and take the corpse back to a pre-selected location behind his house with the intent to have sex with her, WISC-TV reported.

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... WTF?!!?!? How the f did they not have an alibi?

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I'm guessing that corpse-[censored] actually was their alibi and they were really planning to do something much worse like reanimate her for their zombie army.

[realwtf]

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why the crap did he admit it? were the cops actually going to guess that that was their motive?

*waiting for the first siihp response*

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Yeah! They deserve 5 years alone for this!

[Klompy]

The poll by TME shocks me. She knew what she was getting into by getting on the bike, she has no say in getting raped while dead.

Rapers get more time ftw.