The worst and most annoying variance in my LIFE

[soko]

In the past year I've lived in 3 different houses. One time I had 4 roommates and we shared a single bathroom.... no problem. Then I had 3 roommates and a single bathroom.... no problem. In the last [censored] 4 weeks I've literally had to s**t in to a bucket 3 times because for some [censored] reason literally once every [censored] day one of my TWO roommates (female) is always [censored] in the god damn bathroom when I need to use it. Like literally I'll wake from my sleep at 11AM and feel a turd about to pop out of my butt and i'm praying I can use the bathroom, but NOPE SHE'S IN THERE, it's like [censored] scary. I swear to god she's been in there when I had to use it more times than I've been able to get in there without a problem in my whole [censored] 25 years of life I've never had such a problem.

[so sick bro]

have you really [censored] in a bucket?

[Dan87]

move out to where they respect your bowel movements

[so sick bro]

i can't believe the past tense of [censored] is censored

[Barretboy]

You need to clean the pipes whenever there is a possibility to do so. Prevents emergency cases of the runs.

[soko]

Yes one time I was so desperate I had to use my empty Brita water filter (with the filter removed), needless to say I pretty much filled it to the brim and had to throw it away.

[Barretboy]

Obv you should have run the water through the filter for crystal clear poop water.

[88jayhawks]

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Yes one time I was so desperate I had to use my empty Brita water filter (with the filter removed), needless to say I pretty much filled it to the brim and had to throw it away.

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why didn't you just rinse it out?

[killphilNI]

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move out to where they respect your bowel movements

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I lol'd

[GrandMelon]

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move out to where they respect your bowel movements

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LOL